Thread: Wanking with an Android Tablet

I am proud to say that it's perfectly possible, porn in close-up HD has never been better

something I couldn't do with the iPhone, and certainly you can't do with the iPad since amateur porn is not approved by iTunes,

another good reason to buy an Android device

I prefer my right hand for both turkey throttling and mouse driving. This is OK with a conventional mouse as any premature spunk dribbles just end up on the mouse where they are not too noticeable. But with the iPad five knuckle shuffle do you have to master left hand touch-screen usage to avoid jizzing up the screen?

^
Use a fleshlight and the jizz problem is solved

Originally Posted by Butterfly

something I couldn't do with the iPhone, and certainly you can't do with the iPad since amateur porn is not approved by iTunes

I forgot what site I got the iphone porn off but theres loads of sites to download from

i always like to erase that stuff anyway

3gpking is pretty good for other phones and your tablet

You bought a small tablet, though, BF- I would have guessed it took more than seven inches to satisfy you. ..

I almost puked in my mouth thinking what butters was jacking too..

I'll be like Herbie and Han you a cock - 1.03

^ well it is all fine and dance. You didn't have to grow up around those apes. I sadly did.

Well any doubts about Buttplug being a wanker have been firmly cast aside.

^ who had doubts???

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Well any doubts about Buttplug being a wanker have been firmly cast aside.

I am sure your experience of wanking over Android devices has no equal,

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ who had doubts???

Not I.

He still doesn't get it does he?

A Frenchie waving a white flag, I mean.

Maybe he enjoys surrendering and being dominated.

This thread doesn't accept Israeli scums as guests, please go away creep

OOOOOH!!

Originally Posted by Looper

jizzing

Originally Posted by Thetyim

jizz

FFS leave it out will you!

Cups cup and spoons spoon and wankers wank.

Only a wanker with an android wanks with one.

Flutterybug's own self definition

End of story.

shouldn't you be busy wanking on some Israelis murderer ?

Papillion on a Friday night:

You missed this.
I bet his condo reeks of it

you guys seem to have a lot of know-how and experience in that department,

could you explain us why ?

^ we've learnt from your and Socal's posts over the last couple of years... (found the switch yet?)

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I bet his condo reeks of it

What is it? Butyl Nitrate?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

What is it? Butyl Nitrate?

I don't know,

I just typed Butterfly, France, Bangkok into google search

I did try Poppers or Butyl Nitrate , it was legal to buy it in record shops.I thought it was called Animal Nitrate for some reason and I never knew it was a Gay Drug to loosen the sphincter.

Anyhow, I was about 18 in a Pub and it was being passed round a table. It just gave me a thumping headache, felt like my head had gone tomato coloured and paranoia which all lasted about 20 seconds, after which I swore never again, until it came round the table again.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

I did try Poppers or Butyl Nitrate , it was legal to buy it in record shops.I thought it was called Animal Nitrate for some reason and I never knew it was a Gay Drug to loosen the sphincter. Anyhow, I was about 18 in a Pub and I was being passed round a table. It just gave me a thumping arseache, felt like my head had gone tomato coloured and paranoia which all lasted about 20 seconds, after which I swore never again, until it came round the table again.

Sorry Sab