Thread: How to speed the boot process of Win10

everyone who is on Win10, except Harry of course still on Win 8.1, must have noticed that the fooking thing is slow to boot; even on SSD

WinXP boot with 1GB RAM: 2min
Win10 boot on SSD: 4min

WTF ???

apparently this is well documented and another design issue from those Indians who created Win10

here this how you fix it:

1. In Power Options: disable "Fast Boot" (Yeah fuck me)
2. Set manually your Memory Swap to something acceptable, like 2040MB, not 16GB
3. Go to TaskManager, select "Startup" tab, and disable everything with "High" priority


I did that and it's fucking better, everything is faster, even FireFox doesn't take 3min to start now

The shutdown process is also faster:

Boot after the fix: less than 2min
Shutdown: 30sec

Hope that helps

i have win 10, with an ssd.

it boots almost instantaneously, its up and ready within 5 seconds.

you need to go to regedit, input "delete the 500gb of hard anal french gay porn that is clogging up my system"

hope that helps.

I have Win 10 with a Samsung 250 GB SSD dedicated to the operating system, and it boots in 45 seconds.

Nyah nyah.

Yeah win 10 and SSD here as well.


I have not timed it but would be surprised if it takes more than 30 seconds to boot up.

Haven't timed mine but it's around 30-40 secs up and 10-15 down; can live with double that.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Win10 boot on SSD: 4min

the bukake splash over on your keybard has the delete key stuck on

Originally Posted by taxexile

it boots almost instantaneously, its up and ready within 5 seconds.

Can confirm. Maybe the abysmal 1Gbyte RAM slows it to a crawl?

Originally Posted by Takeovers

Can confirm. Maybe the abysmal 1Gbyte RAM slows it to a crawl?

Prolly been fucking with the registry and screwed something up.

Best to do a fresh install and dont touch the fucking registry !

you guys are probably too senile to see the difference

anyway, a lot of people are having problem with that boot process, so here is the fix

and no regedit ;p

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

so here is the fix

is this butterflys lame attempt at getting TD users to install his malware ?

the real fix is to stop paying attention to the boiler room fluffer , especially after his attempts to gargle the bukkake session result in a cough that ejects the 2 ladyboys that were buggering him

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you guys are probably too senile to see the difference

anyway, a lot of people are having problem with that boot process, so here is the fix

and no regedit ;p

only one to be suffering slow boot speeds is you.

Originally Posted by baldrick

is this butterflys lame attempt at getting TD users to install his malware ?

install malware ?

I know you are a plumber turned IT specialist for Indian type solutions, but there is no installation required here, it's all settings to be adjusted

not that you would know the difference, plumber boy

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you guys are probably too senile to see the difference

anyway, a lot of people are having problem with that boot process, so here is the fix

and no regedit ;p

only one to be suffering slow boot speeds is you.

like I said, you are probably too old or too clueless to know the difference

hey as long as you are happy with your miserable setup, who cares

your miserable setup,

the only one having problems with their set up is you.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

hey as long as you are happy with your miserable setup, who cares

except you are the one with 4 minute boot times and a rectum full of ladyboys

everyone else is booting in 10 to 20 seconds

Originally Posted by taxexile

your miserable setup,

the only one having problems with their set up is you.

not anymore since I fixed it,

but you probably don't know you have one, since your main struggle is with emails and web browsing

Macbook Pro

Only read threads like this to LOL at you guys for having to fuss with shit.

Originally Posted by Fondles

can you please explain how Iam clueless

because you still haven't figure it out that one below

Originally Posted by Fondles

let me explain simply 100MB != 1GB RAM

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

can you please explain how Iam clueless

because you still haven't figure it out that one below

And yet my PC boots up just fine.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

can you please explain how Iam clueless

because you still haven't figure it out that one below

And yet my PC boots up just fine.

your words, but is it really fast ? not even sure you can count that high

at least mine went through the "recommended" changes, that you obviously do not understand, and that's all that matters

enjoy your slow boot PC !!!

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

can you please explain how Iam clueless

because you still haven't figure it out that one below

And yet my PC boots up just fine.

your words, but is it really fast ? not even sure you can count that high

at least mine went through the "recommended" changes, that you obviously do not understand, and that's all that matters

enjoy your slow boot PC !!!

According to the stop watch on my phone my PC boots in 32 seconds, a bit slow i agree but I doubt your "recommended" changes will make it better so I guess I will just have to suffer with it.

Originally Posted by Fondles

but I doubt your "recommended" changes will make it better

of course it will be better, and you can doubt all you want, you have no IT skills or knowledge to know any better

you don't even know how to implement those very simple changes, that alone speaks volume about your doubt

like I said, if you are just happy with a slow boot PC, why not

booting in less then 10sec instead of 30sec, yeah doesn't really matter at the end

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Fondles

but I doubt your "recommended" changes will make it better

of course it will be better, and you can doubt all you want, you have no IT skills or knowledge to know any better

you don't even know how to implement those very simple changes, that alone speaks volume about your doubt

like I said, if you are just happy with a slow boot PC, why not

booting in less then 10sec instead of 30sec, yeah doesn't really matter at the end

I most certainly do not want your IT skills if your computer was taking 4 minutes to boot, but what I have in the way of skills gets me by.

I removed my password screen and now boot to desktop in 23.5 seconds.

Fucken slow piece of shit. Got any tips on what to fuck with in the registry to speed it up a bit ?

Originally Posted by Fondles

I most certainly do not want your IT skills if your computer was taking 4 minutes to boot

I know you are a bit old and slow, but blame the Indians who designed Win10 and the PC manufacturers for putting up with that crap

so I didn't design Win10 Boot Process if that was your question

Originally Posted by Fondles

I removed my password screen

classic

Originally Posted by Fondles

Got any tips on what to fuck with in the registry to speed it up a bit ?

above your paygrade old man, time for you to buy an iPad with your pipi pads