That Anodard incident in full

[slimboyfat]

did i forget to mention that the kitchen light is out too? time to move home again

Wont it be easier to replace the bulbs ?

well there are two schools of thought on this. there's mine and there's everybody elses

[barbaro]

That's so ridiculous. Not only did they have the audacity to make you responsible but they wanted 3,900 baht for a window which was already broken.

Good to know at what hotel not to stay.

Agree!!


This is absolutely f*cking ridiculous.

But this stupidity is par for the course in a country that doesn't have common sense and doesn't like foreigners, but sux off of their tit, but because they need them.


Typical f*cking stupidity.


Sad, but no surprised.


Welcome to the Third Fucking World Mentality of no repsonsibility.

[slimboyfat]

i just hope the insurance company dont need me to get the police report translated into English. I went to Golden Mile today and got quoted 40 bucks (around 1000 baht) from a Thai-English translation company.

[lom]

I think you're better off by not translating it..
"And then the fat farang pushed all his weight onto the window.."

[slimboyfat]

I think you're better off by not translating it..
"And then the fat farang pushed all his weight onto the window.."

yeah i guess i might need to pay more than 40 bucks for the translation to my own specifications

[ChiangMai noon]

In all seriousness, we shouldn't let this one lie at all.

What is the best way to co-ordinate a pile of hokey reservations without arousing suspicion and also where is the best place to spread the bad word.
The anodard seems to be primarily a Korean/Japanese large bookings type place.

[slimboyfat]

In all seriousness, we shouldn't let this one lie at all.

What is the best way to co-ordinate a pile of hokey reservations without arousing suspicion and also where is the best place to spread the bad word.
The anodard seems to be primarily a Korean/Japanese large bookings type place.

good idea. i suggest you get really drunk, go over to the hotel and slam the hotel managers head with his scratched up pickup door.

[slimboyfat]

but seriously - i havent found any email address for the anodard.

it wasnt even on their letterhead

[daveboy]

Can't some-one local go take a shit on his bonnet

[ChiangMai noon]

but seriously - i havent found any email address for the anodard.

I know.
I've been trawling quite a bit today.
I'll pop by there tomorrow at some stage.

[slimboyfat]

I've been trawling quite a bit today.

i really cant keep up with all this gay slang

[klongmaster]

By the way the light is still out in my fridge

slightly off-topic for which I apologise in advance...but I'm teaching Culinary Science to 3rd year undergrad students at uni here and explaining to them how the defrost function on a fridge works...

while I was at it I also explained to them how the light in the fridge works...ie there is a little guy who lives in the fridge and every time you open the door he turns the light on...if you open the door & the light doesn't go on it just means he's asleep...

and NOBODY in the whole class questioned the veracity of this statement...





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[slimboyfat]

so has my fridge guy died or just ran away?

can i get a new one?

[Thetyim]

so has my fridge guy died or just ran away?
can i get a new one?

I believe CMN is looking for a new job

[ChiangMai noon]

I believe CMN is looking for a new job

I am, but I kind of had my heart set on sports correspondant for memock's newspaper but he wasn't interested even before he sold it.

[kingwilly]

CMN is a gentleman

A nomination for quote of the year.

nomination for joke of the year ?

Mark

i'll 2nd that!

[kingwilly]

so has my fridge guy died or just ran away?

can i get a new one?

maybe he got a new mia noi and his mia luang is well pissed an so he's laying low until the heat dies down.......

[slimboyfat]

anyway i see that the anodard does have a fax number.

can anything nasty be done with that?

[kingwilly]

anyway i see that the anodard does have a fax number.

can anything nasty be done with that?

who knows, post it and we'll give it a go....

[slimboyfat]

+66 53270759

[ChiangMai noon]

anyway i see that the anodard does have a fax number.

can anything nasty be done with that?

Don't know about the number, but the machine could be dropped from a third floor window onto a car maybe.

[Marmite the Dog]

Couldn't someone make a bulk booking for a rugby team or something similar?

[ChiangMai noon]

Couldn't someone make a bulk booking for a rugby team or something similar?

They might want a deposit though.

[Marmite the Dog]

What about lobbing a few bricks through their windows?

[Frankenstein]

^Too subtle. They might not understand.