I was lured into going out on a fishing trip with the promise of loads of girls and booze... Only half of that promise came good...
Up bright and early and we set off from Ban Saray with 10 of the dodgiest people I have ever met in Pattaya... These 3 were the dodgiest...
Off we go...
The bacon was on the go...
One mate decide he had gone as far as he could with this life and tried to top himself by diving in the water in the middle of the ocean... In about 2 minutes he had drifted off into the horizon... ... The captain and his cabin boy did a good job in chopping the anchor line and setting off to rescue him... He actually thought that we were sailing away from him to leave him in a watery grave... (If we wanted to do that we would have put the concrete shoes on him first.... )
Here he is once we got near him and chucked him a line...
We let him climb back aboard as there was still some bacon to be cooked...
Then we all took turns in shagging him as we were so relieved to have him back...
This guy ate more than his fair share of the bacon butties...
Anchored up off a nice bit of beach...
The suicidal swimmer wasn't scared to jump in again and set off for a jimmy riddle on the lovely beach...
We caught fuck all fish apart from a few tiddlers on the hand lines but it was a fine day out... And to make it convincing we even managed to go home smelling of fish....
The end