Thread: The World Ends May 21st

Looks like we're in the shit. Not much time left to mend our ways....

An ad campaign by Family Radio, a evangelical Christian group based in California, claims that May 21st is Judgment Day and that on that day, true believers will ascend to heaven and non-believers will be stuck on Earth and be subject to natural disasters and horrible catastrophes. The group has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to put up approximately 2,000 ads around the world, warning non-believers to mend their ways.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Originally Posted by koman

true believers will ascend to heaven and non-believers will be stuck on Earth and be subject to natural disasters and horrible catastrophes.

I want to know if they stock "Chang" in heaven?

If they don't, sorry but I don't want to go there!

Originally Posted by The Bold Rodney

Originally Posted by koman

true believers will ascend to heaven and non-believers will be stuck on Earth and be subject to natural disasters and horrible catastrophes.

I want to know if they stock "Chang" in heaven?

If they don't, sorry but I don't want to go there!

Don't know about Chang, but I've heard it's full of suicide bombers and huge numbers of virgins.

Originally Posted by koman

warning non-believers to mend their ways.

Originally Posted by koman

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Originally Posted by The Bold Rodney

I want to know if they stock "Chang" in heaven?

Switch to Leo.

Originally Posted by koman

Don't know about Chang, but I've heard it's full of suicide bombers and huge numbers of virgins.

Hmmmmmmm...I'd heard that story but the Chang is really my main concern.

Saying that I've puzzled over the virgin part of that story, like how do they get so many virgins and where do they all come from?

These looney tunes have a website wecanknow dotcom. You can either read about the end of the World, or click the donation box and send them money.

How much money can they need, only 8 more days? Might have a little more credibility if you clicked on donation and it said "Thank You, but don't bother now."

Muktab!

You guys can sneer and take the piss all you like, but I'm pretty sure this is serious. Too much of a coincidence with that Mayan prophecy and warnings from "Friends of the Earth" "The Sierra Club" and others. There seems to be some kind of convergence of events happening here. I think some serious repentance is in order, and maybe I'll pour my booze down the toilet....at least the cheap stuff....maybe hang on to a few bottles of Chivas and Grey Goose; just in case. I quit smoking quite a few years ago so at least I've made a start. Just have to clean up my act a bit more and hope for the rapture to embrace me.

If you've been viewing porn or visiting the BJ bars....you have little hope of salvation; you are in fact almost certainly fucked...but you should have seen this coming. It's not like the words of the great evangelists have not been made known to you for many years. The wickedness of man is everywhere and even here on TD it is inescapable.

To all you non-believers; good luck with the wars, plagues, pestilence and all that other stuff after May 21st.

true believers will ascend to heaven and non-believers will be stuck on Earth and be subject to natural disasters and horrible catastrophes.

Is it another mob like that lot in California that killed themselves in time to be picked up by a passing alien spaceship?

If so, I have a great recipe for Koolaid.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Is it another mob like that lot in California that killed themselves in time to be picked up by a passing alien spaceship?

Yes the spaceship was hidden behind the Hale Bopp comet. There is no evidence that they did not rise to the heavens. All they found were the bodies. Their spirits had already left.

Man I'd actually forgotten what a c*nt this bloke was and how many gullible twats listened to him (mind you, he had the ones that didn't executed).

Listen to the insane ramblings in the closing minutes of this one.

And they says the mussies are fucking mental.

Oh well I'm fu#ked, im in tears on my way to bottle shop stock up on Jack Daniels, Singha, Benson & Hedges. Maybe pick up a few rice bunnies on the way.

Originally Posted by koman

Yes the spaceship was hidden behind the Hale Bopp comet. There is no evidence that they did not rise to the heavens. All they found were the bodies. Their spirits had already left.

Sounds perfectly logical, however I'd like to hear "pupa's" view on this thread?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Man I'd actually forgotten what a c*nt this bloke was and how many gullible twats listened to him (mind you, he had the ones that didn't executed).

Listen to the insane ramblings in the closing minutes of this one.

And they says the mussies are fucking mental.

Yes, our Jimmy was quite the evangelist. Great style. Would have made a hell of a used car salesman....

Originally Posted by The Bold Rodney

Originally Posted by koman

Yes the spaceship was hidden behind the Hale Bopp comet. There is no evidence that they did not rise to the heavens. All they found were the bodies. Their spirits had already left.

Sounds perfectly logical, however I'd like to hear "pupa's" view on this thread?

I'm sure he will be along soon. Probably reflecting on all the implications before making comment. This is pretty deep material...

Originally Posted by koman

If you've been viewing porn or visiting the BJ bars....

What's a "BJ" bar no sexual connotation I hope!

Black Jack?

I have to say "Noah Knew" is quite catchy....

Catchy that is if you're something of a religious nut!

They were three weeks out for this guy...

Yep, It's true, Jesus told me so, personally and with that, I am confident that giving away all my worldly goods is the right thing to do. Hmmm, but alas, who among us is without sin and is worthy of my humble amassed fortune. Daaa, maybe da Pope, ahh, maybe da Lama, or auhhh, what the fuck, just spend it all myself and my worthless, mongering friends on wine and women. Yep, that's the ticket.

Originally Posted by Khun Custard

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

Thanks for that bit of research; so we have until October 21st then. Excellent news. I was beginning to panic a bit with May being so close.

Originally Posted by koman

Thanks for that bit of research; so we have until October 21st then. Excellent news. I was beginning to panic a bit with May being so close.

Yep, and a reminder to stock up for this Tuesday as the sale of alcohol is prohibited

Originally Posted by The Bold Rodney

Originally Posted by koman

If you've been viewing porn or visiting the BJ bars....

What's a "BJ" bar no sexual connotation I hope!

Black Jack?

Gambling is illegal here.

Originally Posted by robuzo

Originally Posted by The Bold Rodney

Originally Posted by koman

If you've been viewing porn or visiting the BJ bars....

What's a "BJ" bar no sexual connotation I hope!

Black Jack?

Gambling is illegal here.

Indeed, that's why the law abiding Thai's never gamble...