Thread: African country to make breaking wind a crime

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?

'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.

Read more: African country set to make breaking wind a crime | Mail Online

Ohh Africa.

"Miscarriage of justice"
The one who shun it done it.
How about.
The one who denied it supplied it.

"He who smelt it dealt it"

I have to admit it can be offensive.

My favourite trick on a monday morning, after a night out and a biriani was to drop a "silent but deadly" in the lift just before I got out.

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

"He who smelt it dealt it"

"Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime"

S.B.D triple A.C.R.

"Speak up caller, you're on the air"

The offense is fouling the air, I wonder if you can avoid arrest by setting fire to it.

Mr Brown is knocking at the back door

Have to pity African dogs.

"a bit more choke and she'll start"

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thatt was funny