Thread: "Crown Jewels" for sale, the Royal commemorative condom scandal in Britain :)

"Crown Jewels" new rubbers might get some traction, although some offended Royalists like Ingrid Seward editor on "Majesty magazine" probably think they are a slippery lot.

Chances are the birthrate will go down about nine months after the wedding if the condoms become real popular, some not so kind people are grateful Crown Jewels did not make a similar product for prince Charles and the Rottweilers wedding, that would probably have put people of sex altogether

Imagine trying to market them in Thailand.

Is the Queen being paid royalties every time one is used ?

Hopefully the happy couple will be issued with a free lifetime supply so we can spared anymore parasitic offspring.

The Royals should jump on this imagine the possibilities for some income to alleviate the taxpayers-

1. The Royal Sceptre - 6 speed auto with luxury valet attachment, comes in Guards red with Bearskin handle.

2. The Royal hallowed hall - velvet smooth, auto squeezing every last drop out of you, with main Hewitt entrance to keep you erect, as a bonus you get the tight Arabian nights Fayed back-door.