UK Court hears couple's sex sessions

**dirtydog** · 10-11-2009, 03:31 PM

Court hears couple's sex sessions

A recording of the Cartwrights having sex was played in court

A court was played a 10 minute recording of a Wearside couple whose nightly sex sessions were said to have ruined the lives of neighbours.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington, is appealing against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice against the couple.

A judge and two magistrates adjourned the hearing until Tuesday.

Mrs Cartwright is using Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she has a right to "respect for her private and family life".

'Considerable pain'

Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "It is not very pleasant living there and it has been quite stressful.

Rachel O'Connor said the sex sessions sounded "unnatural"

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

Giving evidence, unemployed Mrs Cartwright said she was unable to control the noise she made during sex.

She said: "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."

The case continues.

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**The Muffinman** · 10-11-2009, 03:36 PM

Probably screams of horror as the couple looked at each other.

But seriously though, has the blonde ever heard of earplugs?

**Norton** · 10-11-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

Envy is a terrible thing.

**dan54** · 10-11-2009, 03:47 PM

putting a pillow over her head was a good idea it should stay there

**superman** · 10-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Can't be any worse than the sound being turned up when watching a Jap porn vid ?

**the dogcatcher** · 10-11-2009, 04:03 PM

" I'd like to see, a pasionate, fuch between, the two ugliest, people in the world, and when I say ugly, I don't mean rough looking, I MEAN HIDEOUS!"
The Stranglers.

**StrontiumDog** · 10-11-2009, 11:16 PM

I can't even imagine how grotesque the sight of those 2 fucking would be.

I can only imagine the sound must be produced by trapped air being squeezed out from between the rolls of fat, as they heave their vast masses around.

**buriramboy** · 10-11-2009, 11:22 PM

Maybe if the bloke stopped shoving it up her poop shoot, the screams may stop.

**Fuzzy Bob** · 10-11-2009, 11:32 PM

^ He might be shoving it up her urethra

**StrontiumDog** · 10-11-2009, 11:38 PM

Maybe the screams are from him trying to find her arse.

**nigelandjan** · 11-11-2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making

Love making ?????? if I was on the jury I would be questioning this statement straight away .

Mrs Carthorse also quotes aricle 8 of the Human ?? rights act
again looking at the pics I would doubt they would qualify for that category.

We are all casting aspersions here but lets face it ,, it could be a case of horses for horses here ,, even carthorses ,, mabe he was giving her the best plating she had ever had ,, she was screaming in extasy ,, mabe he was choking with a wad of her best pubic stuck like a brillo pad between his tonsils , hooooway the geordies!!!!!!!

**nigelandjan** · 11-11-2009, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Maybe the screams are from him trying to find her arse.

Or mabe when he actually did find it !!!!

**chitown** · 11-11-2009, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by dan54

putting a bag over her head was a good idea it should stay there

edited.......

**StrontiumDog** · 11-11-2009, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Maybe the screams are from him trying to find her arse.

Or mabe when he actually did find it !!!!

No one could be that unlucky...

**Stinky** · 11-11-2009, 02:26 AM

^^^ ugh dont bear thinking about

**nigelandjan** · 11-11-2009, 04:29 AM

just hope the jury didnt have to watch the video ,,,only listen to the sounds

**nigelandjan** · 11-11-2009, 04:38 AM

We went to the local Toby pub for our Sunday dinner this week ( all you can eat carvery for £8.50 ) and there were several blokes in there with lookalike ,, luverly jubberly tattoed / pierced/ 8 oclock shadowed / muscular lovelies as in the above pic wobbling up and down to the counter filling up their umpteenth platefull

Hooooooooooooway the lads ,,,,,, bring on the newky brwn after 40 pints of that youd shag anything ( aparrently )

Thank fuck I,m teetotal

**BillyBobThai** · 11-11-2009, 05:00 AM

Too many people have sex with not a sound to be heard. This couple, ugly as they might seem to most of us, are having the time of their life, and good for them. The thing they need to consider, is a move to a location that the UK government can not control. If the bitch wants to scream, while her [at][at][at][at] is being pounded, I, for one, am happy. I never had a screamer, but once had a girl who would wet the bed when she came. Had to buy a plastic cover for the bed, but great sex.

**nidhogg** · 11-11-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

Difficult to understand without context. A quick look gave this site:

Decibels

1 - 25 dB Human ear begins to detect sounds at this baseline

40 - 50 dB Sound levels in the average home

60 dB Normal conversation

**Another Farang** · 11-11-2009, 08:25 AM

Good for them.
the blonde is jealous. She should install some insulation to whatever wall she shares with the hedonsists.
Fat women fuck louder, are more grateful and hungry for cock. They can't believe they are getting pounded, its true. The dude looks deviant to say the least. Good for them! You would think courts have more important matters to tend to...

**Thungsongsausage** · 11-11-2009, 08:43 AM

The neighbour looks like a crackhead that wants a reason to sleep late and not go to work, lazy cow.

**Simon43** · 11-11-2009, 08:51 AM

Maybe the neighbour should install a hidden camera, get the website www.uglylardbucketsfcukinglikedogs.com up and running complete with live sounds - she would make a killing

Simon

watterinja · 11-11-2009, 08:59 AM

The pair in question should move into the countryside.

The farm animals wouldn't mind one bit.

**the dogcatcher** · 11-11-2009, 03:52 PM

I thought I was going to have a similar problem a few years back. I lived in a small semi detached cottage in a sleepy little village in Hertfordshire. My neighbour was a little old lady who was a heavy duty bible basher. In contrast my girlfriend was the noisiest fuck I've ever had, I mean really noisy and she also used to shout some really obsene thing during the act leaving my neighbour, I'm sure in no doubt how hard we were doing "it" and which hole we were using.
But no complaints. Just a polite "good morning" and knowing smiles is all I got from her.

**nigelandjan** · 13-11-2009, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Just a polite "good morning" and knowing smiles is all I got from her

What a sweet old lady ,,,,,,,,I wonder if she had any skeletons in her cupboard from the distant past

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