Thread: Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down'

You couldn't make this stuff up :

A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift marijuana pipe has said that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.


Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.
Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.
Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.
Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.
So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.
"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."
He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.
"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down' - Telegraph

Originally Posted by Bangyai

You couldn't make this stuff up :

A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift marijuana pipe has said that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.


Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.
Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.
Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.
Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.
So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.
"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."
He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.
"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down' - Telegraph

i had a pet rat that used to enjoy spending a few minutes at a time in a paper bag full of dope fumes!

i will bet that if the cat had the option, it would NOT press charges!

Poor animal.

He deserves a slap.

Didn't Keith Richards & Brian Jones do that to each other back in the good old days?

Originally Posted by Don Juan

Poor animal.

He deserves a slap.

the guy already SAID he got it stoned instead of giving it a slap,
didn't you read the op?

He could've just let it out the house, or threw it out.

There's no need to even consider giving the cat a slap in the first place. The fact he thinks he's entitled to hit creatures he's ten times bigger than sums this knobhead up in a nutshell. It's freaks like him who graduate to hitting anything they see fit (including the wife/kids).

You or I he would avoid confrontation for fear of getting his head kicked in. Little cats though, appear game.

He deserves knocking out.

I'm up for getting the cat stoned, but stuffing any animal in anything is cruelty.

Originally Posted by Don Juan

I'm up for getting the cat stoned, but stuffing any animal is cruelty.

no it's not!

it is either taxidermy or bestiality

Sort of thing you would expect from Mrs Queerell

I think the poster meant give the Stoner a slap for putting the Cat in a marijuana fume cupboard (and getting caught!) rather than give the cat a slap.

Its funnier when you don't point out the obvious.

"Bong"- one of the great linguistic contributions of Thailand to the world.

I once saw a poodle that would follow a joint around begging for shotguns.

I never knew that.

From Wiki

The word bong is an adaptation of the Thai word baung (Thai: บ้อง [bɔːŋ]),[need tone][4] a cylindrical wooden tube, pipe, or container cut from bamboo, and which also refers to the bong used for smoking. Bongs have been in use, primarily by the Hmong, in Laos and Thailand, for centuries. One of the earliest recorded uses of the word in the West is the McFarland Thai-English Dictionary, published in 1944, which describes one of the meanings of bong in the Thai language as, "a bamboo waterpipe for smoking kancha, tree, hashish, or the hemp-plant." A January 1971 issue of the Marijuana Review also used the term.

Cheers Robuzo, you learn something new everyday.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I never knew that.

From Wiki

The word bong is an adaptation of the Thai word baung (Thai: บ้อง [bɔːŋ]),[need tone][4] a cylindrical wooden tube, pipe, or container cut from bamboo, and which also refers to the bong used for smoking. Bongs have been in use, primarily by the Hmong, in Laos and Thailand, for centuries. One of the earliest recorded uses of the word in the West is the McFarland Thai-English Dictionary, published in 1944, which describes one of the meanings of bong in the Thai language as, "a bamboo waterpipe for smoking kancha, tree, hashish, or the hemp-plant." A January 1971 issue of the Marijuana Review also used the term.

Cheers Robuzo, you learn something new everyday.

Don't thank me, thank the Hmong!

It is animal cruelty, no less, no more.

Originally Posted by robuzo

"Bong"- one of the great linguistic contributions of Thailand to the world.

I once saw a poodle that would follow a joint around begging for shotguns.

I had a cat like like that, his name was Scrotum. Today I found out one of my dogs likes Sang Som and coke.

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by robuzo

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I had a cat like like that, his name was Scrotum. .

excellent!
my kids have been looking for a name for their new kitten, and they think it is a good name, so with your permission.......

Originally Posted by tsicar

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by robuzo

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I had a cat like like that, his name was Scrotum. .

excellent!
my kids have been looking for a name for their new kitten, and they think it is a good name, so with your permission.......

With a name like that you are probably just giving kitty ideas. Why not name him Claude? Claude Balls.

Originally Posted by tsicar

my kids have been looking for a name for their new kitten, and they think it is a good name, so with your permission.......

Why not call him Syndrome and then sit back and watch the fun when they try and get him out of a tree.

Hey, don't arrest these nice people.
Cats can't speak, how are they supposed to ask for a bonghit?

Originally Posted by Another Farang

Hey, don't arrest these nice people.
Cats can't speak, how are they supposed to ask for a bonghit?

If you have kept or been kept by a cat you'd know, they are quite proficient at making their wishes known.

I used to stuff my kitted inside my jacket and blow smoke into it

she loved it

she did not like to be spoonfed vodka though, although watching a drunk kitten is amusing

Originally Posted by tsicar

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by robuzo

"

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I had a cat like like that, his name was Scrotum. .

excellent!
my kids have been looking for a name for their new kitten, and they think it is a good name, so with your permission.......

Absolutely you can. Calling him in the morning is always going to be fun though. We had to name him t bag at the vets though.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

I used to stuff my kitted inside my jacket and blow smoke into it

she loved it

she did not like to be spoonfed vodka though, although watching a drunk kitten is amusing

Amusing to a moron. Plain cruel to the animal.