Thread: Australian men prefer food over sex

Australian men prefer food over sex



Strewth, who'd a thought it eh?

^ Obviously the women too!
If you want to see some sexy women who look great right into their 50s, go take a look at France, Italy and Greece.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I'm surprised that there were no sheep involved.

I do love a good lamb roast.

Originally Posted by oldgit

I heard that the Aussies are animals and all they want to do is, eat ,root, and leaves .

Dont forget the "shoots"! "Shoots" are a must! As are all "root" vegies.

SiLeakHunt.

Where I come from..... Sex........... Is what posh people get their coal in.

Originally Posted by mikehunt

Most of the time, it's difficult to be serious on this site. The rest of the time, it's too diificult to be taken lightly. It's black or white.

Anyway, the concept about "sheep" has nothing to do with Australia (why do people keep making sheep jokes about Australia?) but has everything to do about New Zealand.

In any case, I can understand why food is on top of the list of desirable activities. For heavens sake, a good meal is always far better than any pleasure sex could ever provide.
Yes...I can see the comments as I speak, "What? Haven't you had good sex before?" etc etc. If you think this way, then "get real".
Oops! I almost forget about the "Moronic Kiddies" section, where obviously, unimportant threads are directed. Puerile remarks will be ignored (I expect a truckload of puerile remarks.)

Thought you weren't posting on this forum anymore.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Aaron Looyestyn-Zitzen

Very Australian name there.

Originally Posted by BobR

If that fat blond loud mouthed pig that got arrested here over the bar mat last month is representative of Australian women, I can understand why men there feel that way.

She wasn't fat.

Originally Posted by Panda

As said previously, they not only want you to pay for their night out, plus entertain them and make em feel like a little princess, in order for them to let you bonk them. But they also expect to be served breakfast and driven home. When I was a lot younger it was just a few Vodkas and then out in the back of the panel van for a while so you could get back to the serious business of drinking with your mates. The older 30 plus slags seem to think they are sitting on a fortune, But have simply priced themselves out of the market due to the lack of quality takers. And the dumb sluts (most of whom have a couple of ankle biters back at Mums house) seem to think its something wrong with the blokes. Then you get to the 40s and 50s YO vintage girls who come a bit cheaper. But who wants to go there anyway?

Your problem is that they would not even have you if you paid them with a dinner.

If you treat women like whores, they could reasonably be expected to paid like a whore. Market rate.

You could have gone to The Cross and paid for it, like you do in Thailand, although it would cost a bit more than a meal and a few glasses of wine.

I'm a little skeptical about this study and wonder if it included all groups of Australian males.

For example, did the research include a double-blind element for the sight impaired ozzie male , or a control group for those who prefer submissive roles ?

What time was the study done, perhaps it was conducted just before tea-time !

Did the reseachers include staff who could do sign-language for the deaf and those who like handjobs ?

I could go on and on...

As a card carrying member of the Australian elite, I urge you not to jump to hasty judgement of this elite on the basis of unchallenged research.

Originally Posted by insideleft

As a card carrying member of the Australian elite

Elite Australian what?

Originally Posted by Lily

Your problem is that they would not even have you if you paid them with a dinner.

If you treat women like whores, they could reasonably be expected to paid like a whore. Market rate.

You could have gone to The Cross and paid for it, like you do in Thailand, although it would cost a bit more than a meal and a few glasses of wine.

Lilly, geriatric protector of Aussie womens honour.
You dont know anything about the women I have dated or how many I bonked after buying them dinner and playing their game Lilly.

Your sole angle of attack on this subject is aimed at wounding the male ego by claiming Aussie blokes cant get white women back home so have to pay for it.
Its a bit repetitious and displays the underlying resentment many farang women have towards men who prefer younger Asian women.

In one breath you ridicule farang men who go to Asia for sex and fun with younger women, while next proclaiming the old tarts are doing the same. Get over it Lilly, that little treasure you are sitting on might have been worth a fortune 30 years ago, but these days its not much sough after unless you are the one paying. I do have to wonder how those young Thai Gigolos manage to get a hard on to complete the business.

Originally Posted by Panda

Your sole angle of attack on this subject is aimed at wounding the male ego by claiming Aussie blokes cant get white women back home so have to pay for it. Its a bit repetitious and displays the underlying resentment many farang women have towards men who prefer younger Asian women.

You dont pay for it?????

No resentment from me, whatsoever. I wouldn't touch any of you with a bargepole, but it festers away at you and you have to ridicule any (young or old) white woman that you hear of.

Why is that, do you think? If you are happy doing what you do, why the insults and bitterness toward western women?

Wounded Male ego? Jesuuuus! Poor thing!

Originally Posted by Lily

I wouldn't touch any of you with a bargepole

How could you post that Lil? I presume you have never met anyone of us in person and we all could be a potential fvckbuddy!

Don't burn your bridges babe........we are not getting any younger!

^Loytoy, I am over it. I wouldn't touch any man with a bargepole.

I really do think that women are not driven by sex, once they have reproduced. I dont know why that should be, but it does seem to be the case. Once women have children, they pretty much lose interest in sex as a recreational activity. Maybe nature does that to ensure that children are given the most attention.

Who knows? I have no problem with men getting sex wherever they can, but when they have to justify it by constantly slagging off women that are not interested in them, it becomes a bit pathetic, not to say nasty and demeaning to all the females in their lives, including, mothers, grandmothers, sisters and aunts.

Originally Posted by Lily

Originally Posted by Panda

Your sole angle of attack on this subject is aimed at wounding the male ego by claiming Aussie blokes cant get white women back home so have to pay for it. Its a bit repetitious and displays the underlying resentment many farang women have towards men who prefer younger Asian women.

I wouldn't touch any of you with a bargepole,

No complaints at all from me on that one Lilly.
Especially if that bargepole was a bit sticky on one end.

Some women have a hard time adjusting to the fact that their greatest asset in life has slipped away a day at at a time.

Older women do have some redeeming points though. They can usually cook up a nice meal. And if you close your eyes and avoid touching the saggy, wrinkly bits, you can always pretend its some younger slut.

Originally Posted by Lily

^Loytoy, I am over it. I wouldn't touch any man with a bargepole.

I really do think that women are not driven by sex, once they have reproduced. I dont know why that should be, but it does seem to be the case. Once women have children, they pretty much lose interest in sex as a recreational activity. Maybe nature does that to ensure that children are given the most attention.

Who knows? I have no problem with men getting sex wherever they can, but when they have to justify it by constantly slagging off women that are not interested in them, it becomes a bit pathetic, not to say nasty and demeaning to all the females in their lives, including, mothers, grandmothers, sisters and aunts.

Well, if you dont bonk anymore, can you at least cook?
There may be hope for you yet. Got to be good for something.

Originally Posted by Panda

Then you get to the 40s and 50s YO vintage girls who come a bit cheaper. But who wants to go there anyway?

How unkind. There is nothing more attractive than a well matured and honed granny who can hold a conversation, and is oh so grateful afterwards.

Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong

Originally Posted by Panda

Then you get to the 40s and 50s YO vintage girls who come a bit cheaper. But who wants to go there anyway?

How unkind. There is nothing more attractive than a well matured and honed granny who can hold a conversation, and is oh so grateful afterwards.

But only if she cooks a nice roast dinner first.