Thread: 'She wants to cut off my privates'

PHOEBE STEWART
August 15th, 2008






A MAN was yesterday granted a court injunction to stop a woman trying to cut off his penis.
Tony Goodchild was granted the domestic violence order against his former girlfriend.

He told Darwin Magistrates Court the woman was trying to hunt him down and threatening to "cut his penis off''. The unusual application caused laughter in the courtroom.

But Mr Goodchild -- who was shaking and carrying two backpacks during the hearing -- said he had been in hiding in the long grass from his ex since she had "bashed'' him up.

"I'm pretty scared,'' he said. Mr Goodchild (pictured leaving the court with his DVO) told the court he went out with her for four years.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh made him take an oath in court on the Bible to swear he was telling the truth. "You didn't make it up?'' the magistrate asked.

"No,'' Mr Goodchild said.

Mr Cavanagh told Mr Goodchild he could only grant an interim domestic violence order -- preventing his ex-girlfriend from approaching or threatening him -- as she was not in court to answer to the case.

Mr Cavanagh adjourned the case for two weeks to give NT police time to serve her with the order.

Mr Goodchild thanked the magistrate and quickly left the courthouse, still clutching the order to his chest as he walked through Darwin's CBD.

NT NEWS 15.8.08

It seems Tony was not a Good child.

JJ when I read the title I thought you were going to tell us about your Mrs for you spending most nights on the internet!

wanklette,

Originally Posted by jandajoy

The unusual application caused laughter in the courtroom.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh made him take an oath in court on the Bible to swear he was telling the truth. "You didn't make it up?'' the magistrate asked.

This judge should be bladdy well be reprimanded for that....

This is a real issue, a mate of mine left his wife due to domestic violence.

Part of the problem is the men who feel that they cannot admit to being victims of violence or admit to being scared of women.

It didn't say if his wife was Thai or not. I'm asuming that she is and lives near or keeps ducks!

The worst story I heard (probably urban myth) is where the thai wife drugs the guy and chops off his todger then stands outside with his member tied by a piece of string to a large hellium balloon. Then as the guy wakes up and comes screaming outside she just lets go of the balloon letting him watch his best man float off intom the distance!

i left darwin with a dvo hanging over my head, if i did,nt get back to my wife i,d be sitting in berrimah goal now, all in self defense against a crazy bitch with a knife, it can happen so easily, i hope the poor bugger gets out of darwin and away from the madness

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

It didn't say if his wife was Thai or not.

Could be an indigenous lady ?

^put money on it

When they go off it's time to run....and fast

i doubt this guy has anything to worry about.
how could she possibly cut off his nuts, since
he obviosly doesn't have any balls, anyway!

Originally Posted by Indoexile

Originally Posted by jandajoy

The unusual application caused laughter in the courtroom.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh made him take an oath in court on the Bible to swear he was telling the truth. "You didn't make it up?'' the magistrate asked.

This judge should be bladdy well be reprimanded for that....

This is a real issue, a mate of mine left his wife due to domestic violence.

Part of the problem is the men who feel that they cannot admit to being victims of violence or admit to being scared of women.

Nutless wankers Willy, I am amazed they got anything worthwhilke to cutoff.

A MAN was yesterday granted a court injunction to stop a woman trying to cut off his penis.

Originally Posted by Katana

Steady on Mr Testestorone.. !!!!



Now it might be my insanity but it seems overly easy to go from kissy kissy to jai rawn mak!! for thai ladies and if you have had a few beers .... well you could wake up with some missing duck food.



Mark

quite correct!
and very scary, too!
i always made it a rule not to drink or sleep after a serious spat with my thai wife, for this very reason,
but this fellow went to court to ask a judge to tell his woman not to cut his thangs off! what a fkkn wanker!

Originally Posted by tsicar

i always made it a rule not to drink or sleep after a serious spat with my thai wife, for this very reason,

You're joking, right?

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Originally Posted by tsicar

i always made it a rule not to drink or sleep after a serious spat with my thai wife, for this very reason,

You're joking, right?

not after ALL the spats... just the more "serious" transgressions.
once went for ONE whole day without drinking, and TWO nights no sleep!
booked into a cheap hotel 'till she calmed down a bit.
you can't be too carefull............

Right, you were joking

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Right, you were joking

only about the part where i said i stopped drinking for an whole day!!!!
nothing would scare me THAT much!

the misses said she would chop mine off till i told her she would lose her bacon flaps

Originally Posted by tsicar

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Originally Posted by tsicar

i always made it a rule not to drink or sleep after a serious spat with my thai wife, for this very reason,

You're joking, right?

not after ALL the spats... just the more "serious" transgressions.
once went for ONE whole day without drinking, and TWO nights no sleep!
booked into a cheap hotel 'till she calmed down a bit.
you can't be too carefull............

I know what you talking about tsicar. Scary shit.
My first girl friend here > what an experience. Come home on night and she was carving up the dining room chair she was sitting on with a dagger.
Another time I come home and could not find her downstairs, went into the bedroom turned the light on and there was just a bare mattress with a 12 inch knife sticking out of the centre of it. I piled my drums and my stereo into the car and never returned. Realy scared the fcuk out of me.
Could never live with a woman like that again, but then again I am better behaved with this new lady.

I think farang people in Thailand read too many forums, and their Thai wives too many Thai newspapers...

Originally Posted by Bluecat

I think farang people in Thailand read too many forums, and their Thai wives too many Thai newspapers...

most guys married to thai women will have heard threats like these, did not need the forum to find out about it..
and most thai women i know of, never bother to read a newspaper.
maybe i do not get to meet thai women that read, but i do not frequent bars in thailand, nor hang out with bargirls, etc. just never met one who was interested in reading anything but a thai comic book.