No not the "Candy man " more of a Trumpexit

He is a remarkable fellow able to quit two realms simultaneously

LES reports

Trump cutting Ireland trip short to ‘confront’ accuser in New York case | Evening Standard

As there were more security than fans hard to describe the small but enthusiastic bum's rush at Doonbeg

"He said it is a “political scam”.



“Because of that I have to leave Ireland and I have to leave Scotland where I have great properties, I have to leave early.
“I don’t have to but I choose to.”

Father Doogal Flufflulu said

"He seems to have visited under the misapprehension there was a shortage of sex abusers."