Thread: Thousands of Britain's 'fish and chip' shops could close within a year. Here's why

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

one was in service to the Crown.

Exactly. Someone has to make sure Form 1745-37 (Rev 4.2) has been initialled in all the right places before your Supervisor got to decide if permission for the Hethringtons to place another garden gnome in their front yard was acceptable or not.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

one was in service to the Crown.

And I bet the Queen was awfully thankful for your efforts too.

^Her entire empire was at stake, sausages went under the name of 004 back then.

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Her entire empire was at stake, sausages went under the name of 004 back then.

I'm surprised he wasn't 001. On account of not being second fiddle to anyone...

Originally Posted by sabang

I think the cod n chips from Sharples in Pattaya are better than what you can get for the price from some greasy spoon in the UK anyway.

I will make it my mission this summer to sample plenty of fish and chips from the south coast of Dorset and Devon, although I've always preferred pie and chips to be honest.

If 1 out of 3 chippies have closed down, I'll go to those amongst the 2 out of 3 that are still open. Can't see the problem really.

I rather think in posting I seem to be adding purpose to the miserable lives of the pack of soi dogs that continually snap at my heels no matter the topic under debate.

But, that's the thing with drag ups, they only truly exist when they run with their own kind whether it's wallowing together in a brothel, itching to lick each other's arse as they root their way to the only satisfaction they know, or getting drunk together amid helpless ribaldry taking turns to see how high each can piss up the wall, or as they perch slouch shouldered at a bar nursing their hangovers, rheumy- eyed, jaundiced and bilious before they sit together at their trough to gobble their greasy spoon fry ups, slavering morsels down their chins as their roiling tongues dart in uncoordinated licks over slimy lips.

Really, you blue collar oiks are another species but you do like to sniff my arse, don't you.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Really, you blue collar oiks are another species but you do like to sniff my arse, don't you.

Ripping the piss out of some lowly public serf jobsworth who's made a complete balls-up of life barely seems like sport, but in your case an exception can be made. Now get back on your omnibus 004

Originally Posted by Headworx

Ripping the piss out of some lowly public serf jobsworth who's made a complete balls-up of life barely seems like sport, but in your case an exception can be made. Now get back on your omnibus 004

So says the grubby, fat arsed Ocker languishing with a crippled liver in feckless indolence in between desultory forays to old haunts exercising his miserable white worm among raddled Isaan hookers reliving the glory days when whoring and alcoholism were badges of honour.

" But, but I could travel business class and had a Rolex. I'm a success, a success, I tell you, a success dammit!!"

Headfuck, you're a bogan slob. Own it and be proud.

Har,har.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

But, but I could travel business class and had a Rolex.

Still do travel business class, still wear a Rolex. How about you during/after your enviable career as a fucking jobsworth public serf taking the bus to work each day and cursing your dead Casio battery

Originally Posted by taxexile

like quite a few others here, they are low rent high decibel vulgarians.

Oh look, it's our resident low-rent sausages wannabe giving him a reach around. Finished painting that front porch yet you party animal you

17 years in a Hua Hin condo.

Christ, that must beat Ivan Denisovich.

says the tefler from riyadh, now pensioned up and supporting his ever widening circle of grasping chickenheads from his northern thailand shack.

still wear a Rolex.

tell us exactly why you wear a rolex as opposed to wearing a timex or a casio or using your phone as a watch.

what do you want the world to perceive about you when they see the rolex, and rolexes ARE worn to be seen.

and dont be shy about using words of one syllable. we do understand.

cyrille

Never been to Riyadh, and the rest is all shyte too of course.

the fact that nerves were struck causing you to respond in order to deny tells us all we need to know.

Originally Posted by taxexile

tell us exactly why you wear a rolex as opposed to wearing a timex or a casio or using your phone as a watch.

Because I fucking can, that's why.

Originally Posted by taxexile

what do you want the world to perceive about you when they see the rolex, and rolexes ARE worn to be seen.

That is the world according to the poors. Wearing a fine Swiss watch is akin to driving a Porsche. It is rewarding to have something on the wrist that is durable and precisely manufactured. Some wear them to flex others just enjoy the fine craftsmanship.

Comparing a watch to a car is utter bollocks.

It's like saying one tells the time and the other gets you from A to B.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Comparing a watch to a car is utter bollocks.

Simpleton.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Simpleton.

Not that you would know how it feels to drive a classic car or a newer sporty model or even an electric one.
Speaking of which has the Tesla arrived yet?

Btw what day is it? I should imagine telling the time is a struggle for you coz you don't know your arse from your elbow

Not a bad idea for a thread actually, compare your watch to a car....

snub and headworx remind me of swiss toni.

"wearing a rolex is like making love to a beautiful woman"

you wipe it down, wind it up, put the hands into the correct position, and quickly slip it over your wrist.

Originally Posted by taxexile

snub and headworx remind me of swiss toni.

You and sausages remind me of a pair of perpetually angry brittles that think they're upper class gentlemen, but are both bitter heaps of shit.

Originally Posted by taxexile

you wipe it down, wind it up, put the hands into the correct position, and quickly slip it over your wrist.