Thread: Bomb squad scrambled to A&E after mortar shell gets stuck in man's bottom

Eddo does know when he's beat.
Sit back down, he does on his seat
Mendo is the champ
like this morning's tramp
That didn't even mention 'The Feet'.

There was a young nurse from Gloucs Shire
Who went elbow deep in the mire
Came out with a bomb
Said gee that was fun
And now the blokes ass is on fire