Once upon a time there was just good cop bad cop
Now the Caledonian Overcooked Pizzamongers COPS are to host a global Ndaba , powow to save the planet. a potlatch for peace, It'll be both Bonnie and Clyde.
Fat old leaders fly in and journos repine in luxurious Hotels, spin Drs whores, Ferrymen frpm the vital spark jackmeoff's diplomatic Tugs and Scotland's Sectarian cabbies rejoice, Hoot Hoot
For as nation speaks unto to nation in GLASGOW!! With lashings of IRN BRU, Krankies Yankies and Wankys
Fortunately cunning linguist Baxter to the rescue, erra perra ajarns