Would you belt your wife if she did this

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02-11-2007, 03:57 PM
waah

^So he is currently walking with a stick then if he has one leg?!?!?!
02-11-2007, 04:08 PM
kingwilly

childish humour
02-11-2007, 04:10 PM
waah

^ who me never
02-11-2007, 04:11 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by waah

^^ yeah, he can shit in my curry if he wants to give it a try! He would be walking with the aid of a stick for the rest of his life though....

Oooh, Internet Tough Guy Alert!

He's about 6'6" and 130kg... I think you'd be begging him for more.
02-11-2007, 04:12 PM
waah

^ and...........
02-11-2007, 04:13 PM
DrAndy

The thing about this thread (besides the wondeful interplay between posters) is that the original story does not say if he beat her up, or if he suffered any after effects

what happened next?
02-11-2007, 04:14 PM
AntRobertson

Quote:

Originally Posted by waah

^ and...........

And... nothing.
02-11-2007, 04:15 PM
waah

Quote:

I think you'd be begging him for more.

so the "and" is for what would I be begging him for....

more poo?
02-11-2007, 04:17 PM
AntRobertson

Quote:

Originally Posted by waah

so the "and" is for what would I be begging him for....

more poo?

Oh right. Yup, more poo.
02-11-2007, 04:19 PM
waah

Don't knock it until you have tried it, maybe you have, maybe you haven't.
If you don't try it, how do you know you don't like it?
02-11-2007, 04:24 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by waah

If you don't try it, how do you know you don't like it?

For the same reason I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.
02-11-2007, 04:26 PM
waah

Have you tried?
02-11-2007, 04:29 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by waah

Have you tried?

Obviously not.
02-11-2007, 04:31 PM
Rigger

I smoked some mouse shit once
02-11-2007, 04:32 PM
AntRobertson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rigger

I smoked some mouse shit once

Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...
02-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Thetyim

Is there a market for it?
02-11-2007, 04:36 PM
waah

Mouse shit, or herbs?
02-11-2007, 04:39 PM
Rigger

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Now that you mention it, oddly enough so did I. Inadvertently, it was mixed in with some, errrm, herbs...

I dropped some crumbed hash on a shed floor and when I picked it up I had twice as much as I started with and thought fok it, you could only taste it a bit
02-11-2007, 04:45 PM
Boon Mee

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.
02-11-2007, 04:56 PM
DrB0b

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Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

I'm pretty confident that drinking piss is a bad idea.

Well, Ghandi thought it was cool.
But then he liked to bone real young girls too.

What, you prefer those fake vinyl ones?
02-11-2007, 05:17 PM
mellow

I wonder how the authorities would act if a man fed his wife dog shit?
02-11-2007, 05:21 PM
Rigger

^ would be a jail sentence for sure I would think
02-11-2007, 05:23 PM
CharleyFarley

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

I think I'll abide by the 3 'F's of marriage very strictly from now on.
02-11-2007, 08:53 PM
Dalton

She would be in line for good old azz-whipping..:rofl:
02-11-2007, 10:14 PM
NickA

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Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

To give you a thai perspective on this, I mentioned it at lunchtime to Mrs Farley , and her immediate response was "how did he know ?"

He'd fed the dog on sweetcorn in the morning:)
02-11-2007, 11:05 PM
Texpat

My wife eats stuff every day that makes dogshit look like a damn nice meal.

What am I going to give her that she wouldn't enjoy?
03-11-2007, 01:02 PM
Thetyim

I think we should all give MrsQ a green for the self control he has shown in this thread.
The subject is very close to his heart but he has not faltered once.
03-11-2007, 01:22 PM
tsicar

[quote=Rigger;443079]Woman spared jail over dog-poo curry

i would make her eat the rest of it before throwing her out in the street.
hey, come to think of it, there are a few girls in that "tribute" thread in members' forum, who would be welcome to shit in my curry............
03-11-2007, 01:55 PM
Rigger

^ sounds like you would be the type to use their shit as tooth past :)
03-11-2007, 02:19 PM
GooMaiRoo

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Originally Posted by Rigger

Yes of course, she would deserve a good smack

Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.
03-11-2007, 03:22 PM
Rigger

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Originally Posted by floorpotato

Not too creative. Besides, hitting a woman for any reason is ball-less. I would find the raunchiest photo on the Internet, maybe some slut getting humped by a zebra or having some (German?) guys crapping on her. Then I would meticulously Photoshop my spouse's head over the girl's head in the photo. I would follow this by spending a good month posting the photo wherever possible on the Internet. For good measure, I would send a few to her relatives and co-workers.

Your such a mean person.
Slap the bitch what are you scared off
03-11-2007, 03:32 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

What potential illness could arise as a result of eating dogs egg madras?

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