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    Escape from Malmo

    The once quit peaceful Malmo I recall is approaching such thirdworld shithole status natives are fleeing to Teakdooristan across teh bridge provide by the Great Danes who they always secretly admired.

    One monoglot monocultural city enlivened by Lund students , Swedish sirtlitas and Danish daytrippers has decide to ressemble Kabul, Beirut or similar failed states.

    The locals are barred from preventing theburqa brigade and the brutalization of women for fear of offendin the snowflakes, Swedes who, once superior in so many ways an Empire reaching into central Europe an Abba in every VW stero are nearly reduced to parsnips.

    While generally inarticulate, shy or incontinent some of their spokeswomen like Pewdipuke and Momomie are crying out for meatball.
    By SAMARÉ GOZAL
    MALMO, 18. NOV 2019, 08:55Despite the neighbourhood´s beautiful name, which translates as Rose Garden, the reputation of Rosengård does not so much evoke images of roses as headlines of crime and social challenges.
    This area of Malmö, the third-largest city in Sweden, has been struggling with its notorious image for years - to the point that it is hard to distinguish facts from myths.

    • Rosengård - a large blocks of flats, a shopping centre and playgrounds (Photo: Samaré Gozal)


    When the international media write about Rosengård, the topic of choice is most often crime, criminals or challenges in education, employment and housing.´
    "The North's toughest ghetto", "rebel ghetto", "the Swedish police fears the North's toughest ghetto" and "war zone" are only a few of the unrestrained descriptions that have been in some international media outlets.
    Although the term "no-go zone" has been rejected time and again by the Swedish police it has proved to be an especially difficult label to shake off.


    Bombs, shootings are a part of life in Swedish city Malmo | Europe | News and current affairs from around the continent | DW | 23.11.2019


    Drug gang violence in Sweden linked to 60% increase in ...

    https://www.theguardian.com › world › jan › drug-gan...











    Jan 16, 2563 BE — In November they set up a task force to fight violent crime following the death of a 15-year-old boy in Malmö, when a gunman open fire





    2020 Sweden riots - Wikipedia

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    Incidents in Malmö — At around 7 PM, about 300 people gathered in Malmö's Amiralsgatan street, south of the Rosengård Centrum Shopping Centre

    No wonder so many prefer to try sell their ass on Jomtien beach, I spoke with an utterly buggrd street worker who aske only to be known a smalmomike who said the local socal were so friendly and many gave him pies and "greens"
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    the recognition of mediocrity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    the Great Danes who they always secretly admired.
    Very, very.......secretly


    Sweden is a "Humanitarian Superpower"

    All well meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Very, very.......secretly


    Sweden is a "Humanitarian Superpower"

    All well meant


    I bow to your superior knowledge I just recall Jyllands post standing up to the Burqalurkers and while Nazi scum were at large It was Danish fishermen from Sydhaven who I met, filmed and interviewd in 1975 who risked ther necks saving jews while Swedes were selling ball bearings SKF , Irony is poor Malmomike selling his meat balls to frokedelle of Pttayaysistegade.

    I suppose we need to see the broader cultural enrichment of WRAP Wahbism with added Rape and Violence bringing a bit of excitement on those long winter trolls.Salafism does offer fewer women drivers, casual no, cock sex music , grog, they even made buggry illegal or they 'd all be at like with the goats.

    I'm well aware of the "banddos and sink estates of outer Copenhagen" but they seems to have become more Danish, I was lucky enough to live on a ship in the inner city , Rafaelson , Sydhaven etc , but would walk around "rough " areas like Norrebro, Bronshoj , nowhere in Scandanavia then comapred to bomb ripped Belfast or London the,I was in Sydhavn 2 years ago and gentrification has happened with wonderful harborside vistas. for those who cannot afford Sjaelsø or Birkerød. If I could have any house in Denmark it would be Louisiana, classic wth art and clear vew to watch out for any Swede creep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    I was in Sydhavn 2 years ago
    Nah
    Just say it

    Looks like shit. Glass and concrete. Rape

    But that too shall pass
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    If I could have any house in Denmark it would be Louisiana
    Nice place

    And Sweden (Asia) so far in the background, that the view is bearable


    Ps:

    I know that Humlebæk translates to Beer Creek, but it's really just water and urine

    Escape from Malmo-kim_5105_edit-jpg

    Be nice to the swedes, if you can.

    If you can't.....that'll be ok too

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post

    Escape from Malmo-kim_5105_edit-jpg
    You nick that off Windows XP?

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    I think it's taken outside actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Be nice to the swedes, if you can.
    tjockskalle

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    Oh no

    Not another one



    Well

    White man's burden, and all of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Oh no

    Not another one
    *Snigger*

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Be nice to the swedes, if you can.

    If you can't.....that'll be ok too
    little brother complex detected, it always shines through
    sooner or later

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    little brother complex detected, it always shines through
    sooner or later
    Troll alert

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    little brother complex detected, it always shines through
    sooner or later


    You're adopted, mate

    From Asia



    Know this, frænde ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    little brother complex detected, it always shines through
    sooner or later
    You know, Lom

    You could be right

    However; could there be such a thing as a " big brother complex" ?

    Let the norwegians cast the deciding vote.



    You'll ........................lose


    Big time



    I still like you though

    After all: Show me another country, where after a "kræftskiva", even the lesbians are willing to give you a good time

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    After all: Show me another country, where after a "kræftskiva", even the lesbians are willing to give you a good time
    O Slo,Cum to Thailand to have real crabs, don't be groomed by these speakers of NudeNorsk stick to Bog Mall you know it makes sense.

    Many of these poor turnips and trolls failed to take the Holsten Pills and have ended iglued to the reindeershaggers rather than cozy up to those fun loving Slesvigigers and there ribtickling teutonic humour.

    Another Danger is that online some of these may be just Viking-substitute, what we call Trols

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    those fun loving Slesvigigers
    Even PH@ would give up a handful of citizenships to be one




    I'll bet that you met some of these oldtimers
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    ribtickling teutonic humour.
    Just went teutonic with my boy.

    He has started tickling me back, that little shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers98 View Post
    *Snigger*


    A lady, who did not realise, that she moved to a country on the same latitude as Kodiak Island, Alaska


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    Amazing had a Stig "working " brekkie near Roskilde , the stromgest coffee ever diluted with Gamle Dansk akaavit, I thought I was a relentless wild rover but those Danes drunk me under the table, They did find a 100% certain hangover cure for me , being thrown into a freezing fjord at Veddelev, oh how they laughed, it was damp return on th S Tog to Vanlose that night. I think such acclimitisation would help all immigrants adapt to local ways.LOS Rum sodomy and the lash, America junk food random violence , Dena-mark hygge pissegodt rye bread and tolerance .

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Dena-mark hygge pissegodt rye bread and tolerance .
    Thank You


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    Sverige, Danske, doesn't matter. When will they teach their women how to cook?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    When will they teach their women
    After a good seeing too?

    While I'll tolerte derailleur of this serius thread I assure you bangers some of the finest dumplings I have ever got to grips with were in Scandanavia , you may have gone the wrong places Norma Nobu in Copenhagen is far superior to Knobyou iin Chinag Mai. Stockholm's 3 Crowns exceeds Missis Miggins Pie Shop Pattaya which admittedy is famous for its tarts.LOMo a la plancker is to fly for.

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    Noma best restaurant in the world

    Previously voted the best restaurant in the world four times in the well-respected, but often controversial World's 50 Best list, Noma was named the world's second best at the 2019 awards. Its name is portmanteau of the word's "Nordisk," meaning "Nordic," and "mad," the Danish word for food.

    Alway something good to gobble down Istegade, esp if you can say Rødgrød med fløde, red berry pudding with cream, is the hallmark dessert of Denmark. A simple yet delicious dessert,



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    Noma (also known as cancrum oris) is a rapidly progressive, often gangrenous, infection of the mouth and face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    Even PH@ would give up a handful of citizenships to be one
    Yes, please. Choose one . . . any one . . .



    (+2 more, replace US with GC)

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Rødgrød med fløde
    grød med tyttebærsyltetøy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    After all: Show me another country, where after a "kræftskiva", even the lesbians are willing to give you a good time
    tell us more, where can one buy a ticket?

    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    You're adopted, mate
    Nah, but I may be a byttebørn

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Sverige, Danske, doesn't matter. When will they teach their women how to cook?
    Frikadeller and fleskesteg beats your homeland cuisine of sausage rolls and pies any day. Oh right, you're British too, which is even a more vomit inducing "cuisine".

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