Mullets Banned!

**Saint Willy** · 30-03-2021, 01:31 PM

Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, labelling them ‘unacceptable’

An elite private boys school in Perth has banned an iconic Australian hairstyle, labelling it “untidy” and “not acceptable”.
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Trinity College has banned mullets. Picture: John Thys/ AFPSource:AFP

An elite private boys school in Western Australia has banned the mullet hairstyle after deeming the hairdo “not acceptable”.
Trinity College in Perth outlined their ban on the retro haircut in its recent newsletter.
“It is without reservation that the College sets clear requirements that ensure health and safety, as well as setting a high standard for personal presentation,” the newsletter states.
“The current trend of growing the hair at the back of the head and/or closely cropping the sides of the head to accentuate the ‘mullet’ style are untidy, non-conventional and not acceptable at Trinity College. As is the trend of long hair and fringes.

Trinity College in Perth has banned the mullet. Picture: Ernie McLintock Real EstateSource:News Limited

“The College expectations on hair styles can be found on Page 18 of the Student Diary.”
Students who don’t meet the school’s grooming standards will be picked up by their parents and ordered to get a haircut.
The school stated that hairstyles should be “of a conservative nature” and cut above the collar, and were not allowed to fall below a student’s eyes.
“Students are not permitted to have mullets, rat tails, top knots, mohawks, extra-long fringes, or any other non-conventional style cuts,” the rules read.
Trinity College is not the first school to ban the “business at the front, party at the back” style.
In February, Waverley College in Sydney forbade the mullet, also labelling the iconic haircut as “not acceptable” for students.

Is the mullet hairstyle unacceptable? Picture: iStockSource:istock

The school’s deputy principal Patrick Brennan told The Daily Telegraph at the time that “the ‘mullet’ haircut trending at present is not acceptable and students will be directed to the local barber or their preferred hair stylist to rectify any issues.”
West Australian Premier Mark McGowan also weighed into the great mullet debate, claiming that while he was personally fond of mullets, rat tails were a step too far.
“I’m very pro mullet, it’s a unique Australian invention – one which we’ve been selling to the world, but I’ll let the school make their own decisions,” he told reporters on Tuesday.
“I’m pro mullet, I’m not so pro-rat’s tails — rat’s tails are a bit beyond the pale.”

Trinity College in Perth bans mullet haircuts, labelling them ‘unacceptable’

**cyrille** · 30-03-2021, 01:40 PM

it’s a unique Australian invention

What utter twaddle.

**BoganInParasite** · 30-03-2021, 01:54 PM

Eh, nah mate, that's unAustralian.

**baldrick** · 30-03-2021, 02:04 PM

ow else yer supposeda attract the sheilas ?

**Seekingasylum** · 30-03-2021, 02:32 PM

By offering to take them up the shitter if they're on the rag, of course.

**Little Chuchok** · 30-03-2021, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

By offering to take them up the shitter if they're on the rag, of course.

Isn't that what respectable gentlemen do?

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 03:23 PM

I've got hair down to my shoulders and a goattee beard.

Funny as fuck when some balding cvnt younger then me asks why I don't have a haircut.

I just say I have a choice!

**panama hat** · 30-03-2021, 03:43 PM

For some reason there are far too many kids and grown men with mullets here in NZ . . .

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 03:51 PM

Einstein had shoulder length hair so me being a fellow patent owner should join the mullet club!

How is your hairline level PH?

**panama hat** · 30-03-2021, 04:59 PM

Luckily no loss yet . . . doesn't run in the family . . . and as for Einstein - that weren't no mullet he wuz wearin

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 05:07 PM

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 05:08 PM

^ Mines longer!

**Neverna** · 30-03-2021, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

as for Einstein - that weren't no mullet he wuz wearin

^^ A nice picture of Einstein without a mullet hairstyle.

**Saint Willy** · 30-03-2021, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

For some reason there are far too many kids and grown men with mullets here in NZ . . .

It's da fashion, cuz. Same 'ere over on the mainland, bro.

*My 18 year old may or may not be sporting a mullet and a moustache... but if he were I wouldn't admit it!

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

^^ A nice picture of Einstein without a mullet hairstyle.

As per the OP he would be banned for shoulder length hair.

R U claiming in that picture he doesn't have shoulder length hair?

If not fuk off with your troll Neverna!

**Saint Willy** · 30-03-2021, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

If not fuk off with your troll Neverna!

**Neverna** · 30-03-2021, 05:24 PM

Somebody doesn't know what a mullet hairstyle is and he is letting his beer o'clock cloud his vision.

**happynz** · 30-03-2021, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

For some reason there are far too many kids and grown men with mullets here in NZ . . .

Vale Jack Goodhue's mullet.

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

Somebody doesn't know what a mullet hairstyle is and he is letting his beer o'clock cloud his vision.

Your version of a mullet we all wait with baited breath Neverna!

No insults or innuendo as you like to take! Just your opinion!

**happynz** · 30-03-2021, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

baited breath

...sorry, cobber. It's "bated breath" from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice.

Shylock:
Go to then, you come to me, and you say,
"Shylock, we would have moneys," you say so. . . .
Shall I bend low and in a bondman's key,
With bated breath and whisp'ring humbleness,
Say this:
"Fair sir, you spet on me Wednesday last,
You spurn'd me such a day, another time
You call'd me dog; and for these courtesies
I'll lend you thus much moneys"?

**cyrille** · 30-03-2021, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Your version of a mullet we all wait with baited breath

It's in the op, you thick cnut.

Do they look like Einstein to you?

And 'baited breath' would just stink of worms.

The amount of stupidity you manage to cram into such short posts is almost impressive.

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 06:05 PM

^ cock alert!

**cyrille** · 30-03-2021, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

cock alert!

Just the sight of your username is enough.

**Loy Toy** · 30-03-2021, 06:12 PM

^ YOU SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF YOURSELF OR THE REST OF THE FORUM AGAIN KNUMBNUTS?

Wanker!

**Bogon** · 30-03-2021, 06:45 PM

My version of a mullet is business at the front and party at the back.

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