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    PERU LOVE I ditched the UK to live with my chocolate-farming toyboy, 19, in Peru – I’

    PERU LOVE I ditched the UK to live with my chocolate-farming toyboy, 19, in Peru – I’d known him 10 days but it’s true love


    BRITAIN is grey and locked down and many of us are daydreaming of escaping to warmer climes.
    But Caroline Knight, 33, has made that fantasy a reality, swapping chilly London for the tropical Amazon jungle where she now lives with her 19-year-old chocolate-farming toyboy.

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    Caroline Knight, 33, has swapped lockdown London for the Amazon jungleCaroline left the UK to work as a yoga teacher for a ten-day stint in Peru, just before the March 2020 lockdown.
    But after falling for local Romulo Roque, she has decided not to return.
    She has swapped city life for a home 70 miles from civilisation, washing clothes in the river, living in a wooden hut and working on a cocoa farm.
    But Caroline, who used to work as a massage therapist and lived in Stoke Newington, North London, reckons life with Romulo could not be sweeter.
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    She moved to Peru to be with toyboy Romulo Roque, 19She says: “When I came to Peru to teach at a health camp, I thought I would stay for ten days, go back to London and forget all about it.
    “But 326 days later and a lockdown, I’ve found love with Romulo and made the memories of a lifetime.
    “Despite the jungle heat, ravenous insects, lack of sanitation and back-breaking toil, waking beside him each morning to the magical sound of howler monkeys calling across the jungle canopy makes all the hardships worthwhile.
    “I feel safe and loved with Romulo. There are 14 years between us, but I don’t give it a second thought.

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    The yoga teacher now works with Romulo on their cocoa farm“Last year was the most unpredictable year on record, and I never imagined I’d begin 2021 living deep in the Amazon rainforest.”
    Caroline, who also taught yoga in the UK, never thought her whole life would change when she took the teaching role near Puerto Maldonado, Peru, after an invite from a friend.
    She says: “The retreat is so far into the jungle — from the city of Puerto Maldonado it was a two-hour drive, a boat ride and a trek to reach it.
    “I was feeling really jet-lagged when I arrived, but before long I was mulling over plans to extend my stay so I could see more of Peru.
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    The couple live in a wooden hut 70 miles from civilisation“I noticed Romulo — he worked as the handyman and looked after the animals. He was shy and whenever I said hello, his eyes would dart to the ground.
    “I think it was maybe awkward for him as he was wary of coming between a developing relationship between me and another person at the camp. But the feelings I had for him were instant.”
    Halfway through the retreat, Peru announced a national lockdown because of Covid-19.
    The dozen-strong group, mostly Brits, were given the option of staying on in the jungle, or returning to 70-mile distant Puerto Maldonado.

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    The pair had only known each other for ten days when Caroline made the life-altering decisionMost of them left and Caroline says: “I wanted to stay but I was in survival mode and would have more options in Puerto Maldonado. I decided to find a £10-a-night hostel room and wait out the quarantine.
    “It was a wooden hut, but there was a view of the river from the terrace, and a pool.”
    As Caroline waited for the Peruvian quarantine to be lifted, she found herself pining for Romulo.
    She says: “He didn’t have a phone and I had no idea if I’d hear from him again. But ten days into lockdown, a Facebook message popped up from Romulo. He’d borrowed a phone.

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    Despite the 14-year age gap, Caroline insists it's true love“He doesn’t speak any English, but I know enough Spanish to get by. We chatted for ages and then he said, ‘I have something to tell you — I think I love you.’
    “I’d known him a matter of days, but I felt the same. I replied: ‘I think I love you, too.’ ”
    They chatted weekly then Romulo announced he was coming to Puerto.
    She says: “It was an amazing, passionate week. It was the first time we’d slept together and all I’ll say is we had a lot of fun.”
    Then Romulo returned to work on the family farm.
    Caroline says: “This period was miserable and lonely. Everyone else had gone back to the UK. I was alone.

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    She says 'nineteen-year-old British guys are basically children, but men grow up fast in the Amazon'“When he came back after three weeks, he invited me to live with him, his mother and six siblings. I leapt at the chance.” Romulo’s family lived a half-hour walk away.
    Caroline says: “We had our own room in a wooden hut. The house is a yard with a corrugated metal roof with makeshift cubicles for rooms.
    “Some of the hygiene left a lot to be desired but I’m not too much of a preener, so I just got on with it.”
    Romulo told Caroline how his late father planted cacao trees on land a two-hour drive away, but the plantation had been swallowed by the jungle after his death in 2017.

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    Caroline admits she struggled with the jungle heat, ravenous insects, lack of sanitation and back-breaking toilShe says: “One of the locals offered us a room near the plantation, so we set about reviving it. We spent days hacking back the jungle.
    “It’s been really hard work, but the trees have rewarded us with fruits and we’ve processed the beans by hand into raw cacao.
    “I’ve trashed my fingernails pulling them from the pods. We’ve had our first orders, mostly through our Instagram account, Jungle Cacao Peru, and through contacts back home.
    “Those first orders are packed ready and waiting to send to the UK. I really hope we can make a business out of it.”

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    But she reckons life with Romulo could not be sweeterCaroline is relying on savings and help from her family to get by.
    She says: “The cost of living is almost non-existent. Food is cheap and plentiful.”
    Tourists in Peru are allowed to stay under a special arrangement which means they can remain until 45 days after the government calls an end to the national state of emergency, which is still in place.

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    Now Caroline is excited to introduce Romulo to her friends and family back home


    Caroline looks forward to a future with her teenage love. She says: “Nineteen-year-old British guys are basically children, but men grow up fast in the Amazon.
    “We’ve even made time for some naked yoga when we can find a private space.
    “Romulo is eager to explore the world, and I can’t wait to bring him home to the UK to meet friends and family.”

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13857713/ditched-uk-to-live-with-toyboy-in-peru/
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    Just curious, how much of an age difference between a woman and a man is acceptable? When would a younger man not be considered a toyboy?

    Fourteen years for these two doesn’t seem much, considering men regularly marry women twenty years their junior.

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    Well, it's better than the last story just posted.

    But the ditching everything in UK after 10 days have a familar ring to it...



    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    “Romulo is eager to explore the world, and I can’t wait to bring him home to the UK to meet friends and family.”
    She's in for a rude shock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    She's in for a rude shock.
    Yes. I’d say so.

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    Chocolate farming is too difficult, last I tried it we had a heatwave and my whole crop melted. . I think I'll stich to spaghetti farming , lots less problems.

    But I have been thinking of diversifying

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    Just curious, how much of an age difference between a woman and a man is acceptable?
    it depends if she can take her teeth out

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    Despite the jungle heat, ravenous insects, lack of sanitation and back-breaking toil, waking beside him each morning to the magical sound of howler monkeys calling across the jungle canopy makes all the hardships worthwhile.
    Oh, so the bint said that- she is being quoted verbatim. Yeh right- she could not even string together a sentence that long. Just more trash journalism from The Sun- the grandaddy of Trash. Onya Rupert! That will get the old boys steaming.

    Of course it won't occur to anyone that given the grim conditions in the UK right now due to it's botched Covid response, she's happier and better off on a Peruvian farm anyway. For now. The money she is undoubtedly being paid by The Sun for this fluff piece will buy lotsa chocolate- why bother growing it? Coca is far more profitable.

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    The naked yoga comment wasn't really needed.

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    Well lets face it- ChocoRomulo has done far better for himself than the GypoRomeo. Hope he doesn't read the Sun.

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    I didn't finish the article. They look alright together. I'm not gonna slag them off. Good on this lass for getting the fuck out of the dreary UK. She is a have-not there anyway. Always will be

    It'll probably end the way most things do. But whatever

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    Good luck to her. She's finally found a man who didn't roll his eyes and walk away when she started banging on about veganism and crystals.

    Because his English is too shit at a guess.

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    They look happy together, both look like nice people....
    IMO the world can use more people like them.

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    He probably averted his eyes because he wasn't used to seeing women with their tits hanging out. Just guessing of course.

    Women like this enjoy collecting trophies to show off to their East London slum dweller associates. I see no harm in it.

    I don't see the guy re-locating anywhere anytime soon and the novelty component for her should be wearing off anytime shortly. Good luck to them. I'd give them 3-5 years but then I'm a negative bastard..
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    I wonder if he's taken up Yoga.

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    She’ll have to come back to the UK to top up her tattoos.

    Poor Romulo will lose her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson View Post
    Women like this enjoy collecting trophies to show off to their East London slum dweller associates. I see no harm in it.
    Not like men who don't care at all about these things LOL

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    Meh ... ain't gonna happen.

    Unless she is rich, she will have to show supportive UK earnings*, which won't happen curled up in the Peruvian rain forest.

    Then the issue that it takes, on average, 33 months to jump through the Visa hoops.


    * If you’re just bringing your partner and no children, you’ll need an income of at least £18,600 per year before tax.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    They look happy together, both look like nice people....
    IMO the world can use more people like them.
    I'd agree . . . she looks quite nice (except for the tatts) and he's . . . 19.

    Whatever, it's not in the same league as the English Rose and her Swarthy Lover

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    I'd agree . . . she looks quite nice (except for the tatts) and he's . . . 19.

    Whatever, it's not in the same league as the English Rose and her Swarthy Lover
    I hate tattoos.
    So when my daughter was younger I ask only three things form her. Please no tattoos, (what you like now you might not later on in life) . No cigarettes you will be happy you did not later in life, and no drugs, including the talk about drugs.
    So I get a call from College , "dad I got busted smoking Pot" I run there to get a lawyer and burry it. She has two tattoos i can see, and a cigaret in her hand.
    You got to give it to her. At least she was consistent. I am glad I did not say anything to her about np mass murders.
    Kids now days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    np mass murders
    Well, not bad for her health at least



    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Kids now days.
    So far no tatts, cigs nor drugs among my girls . . . knock on wood

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    Good luck to the couple.

    When I saw the pic of the guy, I thought he looked older than 19. But then, living a hard life ages a person (physically, mentally, etc). He's probably more mature than suburban guys his age.

    As for the girl, IMO she'll grow tired of the novelty of the forest/ chocolate farmer life & will yearn for Western conveniences.

    But I may be wrong. There's a story of a western girl who gave up her modern life to live with her Masai husband in Africa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    I hate tattoos.
    So when my daughter was younger I ask only three things form her. Please no tattoos, (what you like now you might not later on in life) . No cigarettes you will be happy you did not later in life, and no drugs, including the talk about drugs.
    Mine. No tattoos, doesn’t do drugs and doesn’t smoke.

    If she wanted to run off with a Peruvian, two things,……..whatever makes you happy and when I can visit. I know two women from Peru. One is dangerous so I would not be visiting her (but I would still like to see her), the other a sweetheart in Lima.

    And if she got a tattoo while there,……….fine with me as long as it’s not on your/her face.
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    Well it's certainly no "Tarzan meets Jane" scenario, more like pov tattooed UK bint may have discovered missing link

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    One thing I recall about the Quechua, in Peru and Bolivia, is that they don't really like Us very much. Reasons.

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