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    A man must marry a donkey

    A farmer who was caught having sex with donkey should marry the animal said its owner who has allegedly gone to tribal leaders to force the nuptials.
    The pervert was caught assaulting the donkey by its horrified owner in the village of Roadhouse in Limpopo province, South Africa, according to local media.
    The animal's owner reported the sex attack to village elders and claimed it was not the first time the man interfered with the donkey, said the local Capricorn Voice newspaper.


    Acting Headman Daniel Ngobeni, said: 'Because of the man's absence we have transferred the matter to the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council.'
    Thompson Ntlamu, secretary of the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council, said it was investigating.
    He said: 'We summoned the man and he will appear to answer to charges against him.'

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    Bit what if the donkey does not want to get married?

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    Hopefully there won't be any need to pay child support?

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    Donkey diddler.

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    The guy must be terrified that the donkeys going to roll over at night and say "My turn now"

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    Nigs be niggen.

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    It is after all called Animal Husbandry

    As Americans would say? A nice piece of Ass?

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    They have one custom that's the same as Thailand, bridal dowry. Groom must pay family for marrying the daughter.
    I think the donkeys owner is like an Isaan parent, think same same.

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    She's quite cute. Betsyboo would probably upgrade from goats for that looker..!!!

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    What, another donkey fwkn allawallah at it again?

    Never ending story eh, Sheherazade...a thousand and one nights...


    I wonder if those blokes ever get night-mares?

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    Nothing wrong with a little loving beastiality now and again.

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    Has anyone listened to the donkey's side of the story?

    If she didn't want it she would have just kicked the stool out from under him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT
    What, another donkey fwkn allawallah at it again?
    I guess if you're hung like a donkey you're going to fit quite well.

    South Africa....very possibly NOT Muslim.

    Donkey sex is apparently what young men do to practice and get release before they start wooing real women in Brazil.
    Fawkn Jesuswalahs, eh ENT?

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    Surely not the only one here with their head up their ass.

    Just my perspective as .............the fish.

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    Is this what's called "Doing the decent thing"......?

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    I bet that guy kisses his donkey on the lips too,......the sick fuck

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    Donkey lips are more appealing than when he was a kid having his mammas lips kissing him.
    If you was raised boy by that kinda mamma you'd be kissing donkeys.

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