Thread: Are you constantly tugging and pulling

Chimney swept

Dear Santa

Thanks so much for the Onesey last year,I'm still wearing it so much more comfy than a large nappy.

As you may know certain must have items are s hard to come by in Land of Smirks.

So will pay double bung mince pies,mianoi,reindeer buffet if you can see your way clear to deliver a

FOOTSIE BLANKET




P.S there's a used amulet and McDo's leader badge innit if you can get KhvN Smeg one extra small condom, the 2009 one in his wallet was mothballed and seems to have turned into a butterly