Nightmare as Jet Pilot's Arm Falls Off During Landing...

**BaitongBoy** · 15-08-2014, 12:19 AM

Would be embarrassing if your dick fell off whilst climaxing...But for whom?...

**klong toey** · 15-08-2014, 12:26 AM

Welcome aboard today's flight your pilot today will be flying blindfolded and with only one arm.
If you wish to cancel your flight with us today please let the cabin crew know.
Arse biscuits let me off.

**wasabi** · 15-08-2014, 12:45 AM

That is who I thought of as well.

Read this book must be 40 years ago

**klong toey** · 15-08-2014, 12:49 AM

^True enough but he wasn't flying a commercial airliner under today's stupid health and safety laws.

**wasabi** · 15-08-2014, 12:58 AM

with no help from computers or hydraulics.

**Mr Earl** · 15-08-2014, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by wasabi

That is who I thought of as well.

Read this book must be 40 years ago

Old "Dogsbody" he was a compelling hero back in the day, my grandfather(Col. US Army engineers) used to talk about him often.

**Baas Babelaas** · 15-08-2014, 03:25 AM

Originally Posted by coolhandluke

Next thing you know they'll be employing female pilots!

I was on a Cathay Pacific flight recently, and out of turn I went to the cockpit when leaving the plane.

Said thanks the (male pilot) - the female in the cockpit turned to me and and said "I am the pilot".

Kudos!

**Ronin** · 15-08-2014, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Troy

I'll give the reports as much credit as that OP photo being a Dash-8....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=fl...w=1366&bih=610

Flybe flies largely from city to city within the UK. the link shows their fleet.

**nidhogg** · 15-08-2014, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by klong toey

^True enough but he wasn't flying a commercial airliner under today's stupid health and safety laws.

..and he was also in the plane alone, not with 70 or 80 other lives riding along with him.

Not that this is in any way shape or form meant to be a diss on Bader, who was a real, genuine hero.

**The Big Fella** · 15-08-2014, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

Originally Posted by The Big Fella

I'm all for the disabled living a normal life but there are some places where they just have no place and one of them is piloting a plane full of paying passengers.

Ah yes that Great Brtish war hero. You may not have noticed though he is climbing into a single seater fighter plane with NO passengers and if I remember right he had a nasty habit of crashing while attempting to land

**klong toey** · 15-08-2014, 09:23 PM

I flew Jet Airways BOM/LHR pilot was American very talkative throughout flight,which i though was strange.We approached LHR from Tower Bridge he was flying low and it was dark outside winter time around 5pm.I have flown a lot but never flown so low over London could see the big television screen at Piccadilly Circus almost an air tour of the sights of London.
Few weeks later.

Michael Harr, 62, was taken off the Jet Airways flight to Mumbai by officers and subsequently failed a breath test at 9.30 in the morning.
Airport staff tipped off police when they smelt alcohol as he passed through security.
Mr Harr, a former United States marine, was due to be first officer on the Boeing 777 flight to India on Sunday. An airport source said: "Security were immediately suspicious about him and deemed that he wasn't fit to fly.

I had my suspicions during my flight he was so chatty on the intercom.
Armed officers hold 'drunk' Heathrow pilot - News - London Evening Standard

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