Thread: Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow

Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow

Eco-friendly chanteuse Sheryl Crow - who's just completed a US "Stop Global Warming College Tour" with "environmental activist" Laurie David - has formulated a cunning plan to save the planet: use less toilet paper and dispense with the services of paper napkins.

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Maybe this is a good opportunity for marketing the Asian bum-gun in the US and Europe?

The REAL cause of Global Warming

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Global warming is bollocks, thirty five years ago there was gonna be an ice age and that never happened. The earth fluctuates in temperature and there's historical evidence a plenty.

What happenned to bird flu and SARS?

Government bollocks - keep people living in fear.

CNUTS.

....threads not about global bloody warming, it's about zapping fucking klingons!

Originally Posted by Stocky

....threads not about global bloody warming, it's about zapping fucking klingons!

well thats a government conspiracy too.

Originally Posted by Stocky

Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow

Thats easy for her to say, she can afford to hire people to wipe her arse for her.

The rest of us will just have to carry on wiping our own arses unless we win the lottery or something.

I just hate being lectured to by multi-millionaires....especially that git Bongo of U2.

That said, I quite like this idea:

To prove she walks it like she talks it, Crow has designed what she calls her "dining sleeve" - a detachable contrivance which offers the user "the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product".

It's such a natural action and if you're skilful you can catch your nose and mouth in one fell swipe.

Originally Posted by Barking Mad lass

Crow has designed what she calls her "dining sleeve"

Would you ever even consider talking about such an idea in public?

No doubt when she suggested it about twenty hangers-on simpered, 'Why Sheryl, that's genius'....When what was needed was one honest soul to say, "Are you having fcking laugh or what you silly mare'

^ too right. maybe the sleeve thing could be used to wipe arse with first and then the nose and mouth.
You might end up with sweetcorn or peanuts in your moustache though

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Actually, after using a bum gun I pull the back of my T-Shirt down to dry my nipsy.

As usual you give just too much information

I used the bum-gun at work today.

The tap was almost shut, so it had no winnet removal power. I decided to open it up a bit, and the gun was blown off the end of it. Luckily, I managed to point the hose down the loo before I got soaked, and then turned the tap off.

I had to flush the gun down the loo as well; there was no way I was going to ferret about in a bowl of shite looking for it.

All good fun...

^ Too much information.

Sheryl could wipe my monstrously hairy backside any day.

Instead of lecturing people on how to wipe their asses with one square of toilet paper, why doesn't Sheryl Crowe tell people to live in smaller homes, drive smaller cars, live closer to their families, friends and workplace so they don't need to burn so much energy? Because she probably burns a lot more energy with her lifestyle than you or me even if she wipes her ass with less toilet paper.

She once wrote a song called "all i wanna do is have some fun"

looks like she got all serious in her old age.

And maybe she ran out of money and had to start cleaning her starfish with bare fingers.

I feel quite sorry for her.

She must of been hanging out with U2 Bonzo and Bob Fuckoff.

Bless em.