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    UK Royal Baby

    The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby. She has morning sickness and is in hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby. She has morning sickness and is in hospital.
    another parasite on the working class

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    She's missed two bleeds, hardly a baby. Allegedly "Your foetus is now about the size of a kidney bean."

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    A human bean ?

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    Whoop-dee-do!

    Let's hope that this child takes on the likeness of her/his Mother, less from anything that was created from the House of Windsor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trotsky
    another parasite on the working class
    Idiot.

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    im no kate fan...
    i also think, at some point she had things done in the face - making it softer...

    she still looks very bitchy...

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    in these hardened post olympic depressive times, no money, no jobs, snow, rain, floods, scrounging fuzzy wuzzies on benefits, jimmy savile etc.etc. a royal baby is just what the brits need. he has done his royal duty and impregnated her, thereby brightening up the turgid lives of 70 million shivering brits.

    if its a girl, i think she will be called diana or chardonnay

    if its a boy, george or mohammed.

    hip hip hooray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    he has done his royal duty and impregnated her
    Bit of an assumption there

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    Quote Originally Posted by alitongkat View Post
    im no kate fan...
    i also think, at some point she had things done in the face - making it softer...

    she still looks very bitchy...
    Skinny lips , edgy face

    Very average looking.

    Plus her sister has a bigger and better ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    he has done his royal duty and impregnated her
    Bit of an assumption there
    The Puke and Fuckless of Cambridge

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    Who really gives a flying f--k.

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    Splendid news! Who's the father?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Trotsky
    another parasite on the working class
    Idiot.

    You one of them media brainwashed royalist IDIOTS ?

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    couldnt give a toss !! fuckin all over the media here today every five minutes ! must be something more newsworthy happening !

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    Who really gives a flying f--k.
    Apparantly not our subjects in far away lands. I hope you sing god save the queen every morning?

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    There's plenty of queens here.
    Why do we have to save them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    in these hardened post olympic depressive times, no money, no jobs, snow, rain, floods, scrounging fuzzy wuzzies on benefits, jimmy savile etc.etc. a royal baby is just what the brits need. he has done his royal duty and impregnated her, thereby brightening up the turgid lives of 70 million shivering brits.

    if its a girl, i think she will be called diana or chardonnay
    I'm hoping for "Barbara"

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    TWO Australian radio hosts have pushed Prince William and his wife Kate off the front page in the UK by pretending to be the Queen and Prince Charles.
    In a breach of protocol that has stunned the British, radio DJs from 2Day FM managed to trick staff at the private King Edward VII Hospital into revealing detailed information about Kate, who is pregnant.
    The Duchess of Cambridge was admitted to hospital on Monday suffering Hyperemesis Gravidarum or acute morning sickness, and has been on a drip and medication since.
    The radio presenters Mel Greig and Michael Christian telephoned the hospital and were put through to a nurse in the duchess' ward, posing as the Queen and Prince Charles.


    Read more: Aussie radio hosts sorry for pretending to be Queen and Prince Charles in call to Kate's hospital | News.com.au


    http://video.news.com.au/2312939350/...rank-call-Kate

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    Splendid news! Who's the father?
    Hewitt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    in these hardened post olympic depressive times, no money, no jobs, snow, rain, floods, scrounging fuzzy wuzzies on benefits, jimmy savile etc.etc. a royal baby is just what the brits need. he has done his royal duty and impregnated her, thereby brightening up the turgid lives of 70 million shivering brits.

    if its a girl, i think she will be called diana or chardonnay

    if its a boy, george or mohammed.

    hip hip hooray.
    Very provocative there my Dear Taxexile !
    I'd rather choose a common name like:

    Boy - Adolf
    Girl - Heidi

    ...who needs another scandal ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    Who really gives a flying f--k.
    Quite, stupid fucking flagwaving poms.
    This sums it up perfectly for me.


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    Breaking News - the nurse who answered the hoax call has committed suicide. Not so funny now, is it ?

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    Nurse at Kate's hospital who took prank call from Sydney DJs found dead
    December 8, 2012

    LONDON: The nurse who took the prank call of two radio DJs asking questions about the Duchess of Cambridge’s health has been found dead and is suspected to have killed herself.

    Twitterverse blames DJs for suicide

    Jacintha Saldanha, a 46-year-old mother of two, was found unconscious near the King Edward VII Hospital where Kate spent three nights earlier this week being treated for pregnancy-related vomiting.

    Two crews of ambulance officers tried to revive her but she died at the scene and police said her death was unexplained but not suspicious.

    The 2Day FM presenters who made the prank call, Mel Greig and Michael Christian, have been taken off the air and told not to comment. Both have deleted their Twitter accounts, after angry users accused them of having "blood on your hands".

    A statement from 2Day FM’s parent company, Southern Cross Austereo (SCA), said it was ‘‘deeply saddened by the tragic news’’.

    The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge issued a statement saying they were "deeply saddened" to learn of her death and their thoughts and prayers were with her family. They said they had received excellent care at the hospital.

    A palace spokesperson told the BBC they had made no complaint to the hospital over the prank call.

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    In reports about her suspected suicide, British newspapers and BBC television ran large smiling photos of the Australian hoaxers. They said the DJs and the station had continued to advertise the stunt world-wide.

    The Daily Mail wrote, "today Christian was continuing to boast about the prank 'making international headlines' on Twitter".

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    populist stations have always employed simpering fools to broadcast their dogma of "fun at all costs", the forced laughter, the cringing jingles, the middle of the road nonsense. americans and australians are world class at this. the uk have their army of tony blackburns and self important fame obsessed idiots too. radio these days is like the aural equivalent of thai television.

    the fact that a childish prank, harmless in itself, but deeply upsetting for the indian nurse on the receiving end who has been made to look a fool worldwide by the gormless laughter and childish twittering of those of little intelligence that find the public humiliation of others, and the poking of fun at the queen, who is unable to respond, amusing.

    it is reminiscent of the jonathan ross/ russel brand (2 british media arseholes) on air phone call to andrew sachs, boasting about having fucked his grandaughter.

    why is everything so dumbed down these days. what has become of the aspiration to better oneself.
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