Is Mendip glossing over the fact he ate a load of man juice with his meatball? i'd have sent them back.
^^ Can't beat this for a song. I love a bit of 70s...
^^ Mike, I believe it was melted cheese.
Anyway, to get back on track and into the feel of this thread I believe we need a change of direction...
What time is it in Bangkok right now?
Just before Midningh? The night is young
I'd give my left bollock to be there right now,
I used to go down that soi 22 and see the sunset and rise twice, a few times.
I wondered where I'd slept some nights, someone said under the pool table the one night.
Where you heading out to?
I don't miss waking up with empty pockets though and walking past all those bars with Mamasans toting huge padded bills they said I hadn't paid for.
I guess he's waiting til about 4am when the birds are all barfine free and fully lubed
Dont take hold luggage for at least the next two years, problem solved. I could do with a long Summer on the picket line, might get a job at the airport
Priceless
Mendip, how are the beef burgers on Soi 4?
I hear they're exceptional at this time of the morning!
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Shalom
Put it in your itinerary Mendip, find out the story on Sids debauchery.
^^ yep but the issue was that i last remembered being in Wales two days earlier, was 85'
^ free and single, much like passport runs in BKK.
Mendips getting his pipes cleaned at lolitas
Yes, he was out, but only because after a good night's sleep I headed off to Bumrungrad at the crack of dawn.
What many of you degenerates don't seem to realise is that whereas I'm sure that Bangkok may have a seedy side, it is also the administrative capital of Thailand and to my knowledge the only city in the country where it's possible to renew foreign passports and to get an offshore medical certificate.
At 8am this morning I was on the 16th floor of Bumrungrad Hospital, doing just that.
It was a little disappointing if I'm perfectly honest as I discovered that somehow I seem to have put back on almost all of the 10kg I lost while working offshore last Autumn in the Black Sea. But at least the blood pressure has stayed down.
As luck would have it Fitzgerald's is only a short walk from Bumrungrad so after I finished up I popped down to Soi 4 to ponder my mystery weight gain.
I'm in a quandary now... these medicals only usually take a couple of hours but today I was waiting until lunchtime to get the certificates. I had planned to be heading back up the hill to Korat today but now I won't be able to get away until mid-afternoon and it hardly seems worth it.... Friday being so busy on the roads and everything. The last thing I want is a Friday night alone stuck in the big smoke but what can ya do?
Did they try that trick of the cute nurse in front bending down to pick something up whilst Doctor Somporn stuck his digit up yer popper?
^ I didn't fall for that one again.
To be honest it's been on my mind that I'm overdue for a prostate exam... but that is no longer a part of the offshore medical. I guess with the aging workforce too many people would fail these days.
But how to ask for a prostate examination without sounding weird? I did ask one young lady if she could help out but it turned out she was just in to sell insurance.
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