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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Brexit or not Reg, irrelevant to this, the airlines will fuck you over. Wait until your trip to Thailand next winter. I won't be schadenfreudering you when yer stuck at Brummie International for three days cos the baggage handlers have gone out in sympathy with the truck drivers.

    Or maybe I will.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Anyway, I'm back now... let the oddysey begin!
    Is that the black trio from the 70's?

    Are you trying to outdo Eddy down Soi 13?



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    Is Mendip glossing over the fact he ate a load of man juice with his meatball? i'd have sent them back.

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    ^^ Can't beat this for a song. I love a bit of 70s...


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    ^^ Mike, I believe it was melted cheese.

    Anyway, to get back on track and into the feel of this thread I believe we need a change of direction...


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    What time is it in Bangkok right now?
    Just before Midningh? The night is young
    I'd give my left bollock to be there right now,


    I used to go down that soi 22 and see the sunset and rise twice, a few times.

    I wondered where I'd slept some nights, someone said under the pool table the one night.

    Where you heading out to?



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    These torrid travellers' tales do not embolden me to put my toe back in the travelling water yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Looper had beaten me to it and spent the afternoon doing some of his dodgy DIY...
    Dodgy AAF... I like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    What time is it in Bangkok right now? Just before Midningh? The night is young
    he'll have to say his goodnights to the gardener and won't want him to hear "I'm a Barbie girl" blaring in the background.

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    I don't miss waking up with empty pockets though and walking past all those bars with Mamasans toting huge padded bills they said I hadn't paid for.

    I guess he's waiting til about 4am when the birds are all barfine free and fully lubed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I won't be schadenfreudering you when yer stuck at Brummie International for three days cos the baggage handlers have gone out in sympathy with the truck drivers.

    Or maybe I will.
    Dont take hold luggage for at least the next two years, problem solved. I could do with a long Summer on the picket line, might get a job at the airport



    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I guess he's waiting til about 4am when the birds are all barfine free and fully lubed
    Priceless


    Mendip, how are the beef burgers on Soi 4?

    I hear they're exceptional at this time of the morning!
    Last edited by Joe 90; 24-06-2022 at 02:36 AM.
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I don't miss waking up with empty pockets though and walking past all those bars with Mamasans toting huge padded bills they said I hadn't paid for.
    try waking up at 5am on Union street Plymouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    try waking up at 5am on Union street Plymouth.
    Had to google that.


    Union Street in Plymouth is a night-time hotspot and the square mile boasts thirty pubs, two strip clubs and the redlight district with some fifteen to thirty prostitutes. The area is patrolled by the military and local police.


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    Put it in your itinerary Mendip, find out the story on Sids debauchery.

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    ^^ yep but the issue was that i last remembered being in Wales two days earlier, was 85'

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^^ yep but the issue was that i last remembered being in Wales two days earlier, was 85'

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    ^ free and single, much like passport runs in BKK.

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    Mendips getting his pipes cleaned at lolitas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Mendips getting his pipes cleaned at lolitas
    It was never nice walking past early afternoon, what them girls had to go through. Had a few nights out with Shaun and no one can get paid enough imo.

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    Is he still out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Dont take hold luggage for at least the next two years, problem solved.
    If there's a pile of luggage to be loaded onto the plane and nobody to do it then...no.

    Your problem isn't solved.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Is he still out?
    Yes, he was out, but only because after a good night's sleep I headed off to Bumrungrad at the crack of dawn.

    What many of you degenerates don't seem to realise is that whereas I'm sure that Bangkok may have a seedy side, it is also the administrative capital of Thailand and to my knowledge the only city in the country where it's possible to renew foreign passports and to get an offshore medical certificate.

    At 8am this morning I was on the 16th floor of Bumrungrad Hospital, doing just that.



    It was a little disappointing if I'm perfectly honest as I discovered that somehow I seem to have put back on almost all of the 10kg I lost while working offshore last Autumn in the Black Sea. But at least the blood pressure has stayed down.

    As luck would have it Fitzgerald's is only a short walk from Bumrungrad so after I finished up I popped down to Soi 4 to ponder my mystery weight gain.



    I'm in a quandary now... these medicals only usually take a couple of hours but today I was waiting until lunchtime to get the certificates. I had planned to be heading back up the hill to Korat today but now I won't be able to get away until mid-afternoon and it hardly seems worth it.... Friday being so busy on the roads and everything. The last thing I want is a Friday night alone stuck in the big smoke but what can ya do?

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    Did they try that trick of the cute nurse in front bending down to pick something up whilst Doctor Somporn stuck his digit up yer popper?

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    ^ I didn't fall for that one again.

    To be honest it's been on my mind that I'm overdue for a prostate exam... but that is no longer a part of the offshore medical. I guess with the aging workforce too many people would fail these days.

    But how to ask for a prostate examination without sounding weird? I did ask one young lady if she could help out but it turned out she was just in to sell insurance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    The last thing I want is a Friday night alone stuck in the big smoke but what can ya do?
    Result!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I popped down to Soi 4
    Result!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    To be honest it's been on my mind that I'm overdue for a prostate exam

    Say no more, mums the word

    Its Friday and you're on Soi 4,unfortunate bit of misplanning that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    But how to ask for a prostate examination without sounding weird? I did ask one young lady if she could help out but it turned out she was just in to sell insurance.
    Socal has been asking if its part of the massage service, it is if you pay extra - there's your solution although you may not get a print out.

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