A pilgrimage across southern England

[malmomike77]

^^did you spend a lot on taxis when you were being taken for a ride in Laaandaan

[Reg Dingle]

From what I see it's get the tube from Marylebone to Paddington then get another tube to Earls Court then a friggin 11 minute walk.
Surely a taxi is a better option?

[malmomike77]

no walk to edgeware rd, tube to fulham broadway anf 2 minute walk

[Reg Dingle]

Why doesn't Google maps say that?

[malmomike77]

no idea.

[Reg Dingle]

Probably because there's a longer wait for that tube and it'll get there a little later

[malmomike77]

The real question is has Mendip given up finding somewhere to eat or has he got mini to deliveroo to their short time lodgings

[cyrille]

Peas On Wheels?

[hallelujah]

Surely a taxi is a better option?

What kind of lunatic takes a taxi in London? Tube all the way....unless you're Mr Motivator:

[malmomike77]

Dill wants door to door, the tube you always have a walk but usually no more that an easy 5+ minute stroll.

[Joe 90]

There's a reasonable Wetherspoons on the right going to Downing street from Trafalgar Square.

Mini can pull faces at the Royal Household Cavalry guards further down as well.
Cheap trip out.

[Reg Dingle]

It's not just that Mike. It's the kind of people, Hal for example that you have to brush past and watch eyeing up your trouble and bucket of water
I'd much rather the 'alwite twinkle' proper jellied eel scoffin Cockanese black cab experience even if it is a cock an hen or two

[malmomike77]

gawd bless you guvna

[Bonecollector]

...SW10

Are we talking about the Bridge? It's SW6.

[Joe 90]

It's all well an Good till the wanker hits you up for a monkey fare going via old Kent Road and Margate.

Wheres Mendy anyhow?

Missing in action meeting up with his mates in the West end for a few

I heard from Hal that Soho is a web!

Once you go in you can't get out

[hallelujah]

It's not just that Mike. It's the kind of people, Hal for example that you have to brush past and watch eyeing up your trouble and bucket of water
I'd much rather the 'alwite twinkle' proper jellied eel scoffin Cockanese black cab experience even if it is a cock an hen or two

Cor blimey, guv! Dil's only gone all cockney on us, the fackin cant! He's got a right norf n sarf on him!



I bet these two don't have an air fryer and a pink unicorn bike though.

[hallelujah]

It's all well an Good till the wanker hits you up for a monkey fare going via old Kent Road and Margate.

Wheres Mendy anyhow?

Missing in action meeting up with his mates in the West end for a few

I heard from Hal that Soho is a web!

Once you go in you can't get out

I've had many a memorable night in the after hours shebeens of Soho; crack pipes and brass on the table next to me, tenner for a blow job in the bogs and an extra fiver for a toot on the pipe.

Who needs Pattaya? Put a big jumper on and turn the heating up and you could be anywhere.

[Reg Dingle]

Wheres Mendy anyhow?

I didn't wanna mention it... but there were some terrible reviews about paying 8 pounds a night for wifi and it '"bouncing off those fukkin trains"

[Reg Dingle]

^^ I need a night out with Hal

[malmomike77]

Dil's only gone all cockney on us

[Joe 90]

^^ I need a night out with Hal

Just don't fall for that " is that your sky diver" on the carsie floor trick

[malmomike77]

More like it'll be a scene out of Taken, Hal and Dill waking up on a boat to somewhere with Albanians chattering in the background.

[hallelujah]

"Kingston, in Richmond upon Thames."

Funnily enough, I've had a night out in Kingston with a mate from down there. I got told off for swearing.

[hallelujah]

More like it'll be a scene out of Taken, Hal and Dill waking up on a boat to somewhere with Albanians chattering in the background.

As long as dil isn't fucking piloting it.

[DrWilly]

I know you're going to claim I'm stalking you but just stop making shit up. There's no way an Uber is going to be £6 in London.

He’s fucking extraordinary, isn’t he.

Sometimes it seems like a household pet’s take on things.

And it can actually be quite engaging on that level, I must admit.

Good lord gents, someone has already asked you don’t stalk or quibble on this thread. But you just cannot help yourself. Even after Dilly point out that a simple google search shows you it’s 8.10 in Uber.

or is 8.10 not exactly half of 12 and therefore invalidates my comment???

Its 8.10 for an Uber via a search on Google, probably in some Albanians stinking 20 year old Vauxhall Corsa.

You wouldn't put it past Mendy to go back that way now though

I know you're going to claim I'm stalking you but.

because you do, you inbred, retarded TEFLr.


*And that’s it, I won’t argue with you two dimwits on this thread anymore.