A pilgrimage across southern England

[malmomike77]

^ that was tight. Piers cost a lot in upkeep and so he's taught his daughter a valuable lesson, let someone else care about an old seaside attraction, if it crumbles into the sea like so many others its not our problem.

[armstrong]

12 year olds could not give a fuck about a pier.

[bsnub]

12 year olds could not give a fuck about a pier.

I would have to disagree. I am glad you were not my parent. Furthermore, I grew up going down to the piers of Seattle and have always loved them from the time I was a little boy, some fond memories indeed.

[Reg Dingle]

12 year olds could not give a fuck about a pier.

The arcades,hot dogs, ice cream and telescopes are on those piers.

He dodged a bit more than the 10 Thai haircuts he saved

[bsnub]

He dodged a bit more than the 10 Thai haircuts he saved

Indeed, he did, and he is currently mum about it.

Piers cost a lot in upkeep and so he's taught his daughter a valuable lesson, let someone else care about an old seaside attraction, if it crumbles into the sea like so many others its not our problem.

How very Donald Trump of him.

[Joe 90]

The arcades,hot dogs, ice cream and telescopes are on those piers.

He dodged a bit more than the 10 Thai haircuts he saved

You're not wrong.

Although it might be one of the old fashioned arcades with 2pence slots, they're great fun for the kids.
But those 50p ones in Blackpool, fvck that!

Did you pack sandwiches and take a bucket n spade to the beach yet?
The best things in life are free

Dig out your fishing tackle and see what bites down by the river.
To make it more interesting I took a dead fish from the supermarket years ago and hooked it onto a line when my kids weren't looking then cast it into the water.
It certainly got their attention and wetted their excitement and enthusiasm for an hour of waiting at the waters edge .

[malmomike77]

How very Donald Trump of him.

Indeed, i'm quite shocked and we're not even double pricing in the UK

[malmomike77]

To make it more interesting I took a dead fish from the supermarket years ago and hooked it onto a line when my kids weren't looking then cast it into the water.

didn't they notice it was a haddock fillet?

[Joe 90]

didn't they notice it was a haddock fillet?

Get one of those whole Mackerel reduced at Morrisons for 10p.

Take a few cans of cider.

Cheap day out at the river, quality time.

[armstrong]

The arcades,hot dogs, ice cream and telescopes are on those piers.

He dodged a bit more than the 10 Thai haircuts he saved

Bullshit. Look at the photo of the pier. Where the fucking amusements there?

[armstrong]

I would have to disagree. I am glad you were not my parent. Furthermore, I grew up going down to the piers of Seattle and have always loved them from the time I was a little boy, some fond memories indeed.

Look at the picture of the pier he posted. It's barren.

[Joe 90]

Look at the picture of the pier he posted. It's barren.

Looks can be deceptive.

Southport Pier stretches out nearly a mile into the sea with nothing on it at first impression.

But right at the end theres an ice cream van extorting parents at a fiver a go.

There's even a cafe flogging £10 pizzas and an old fashioned arcade using new fashion money.

Guaranteed to come away £50 lighter and knackered.

Fvcking piers

[malmomike77]

Look at the picture of the pier he posted. It's barren.

Because fathers like Mendip didn't patronise it...its a sad tall of decline and one of personal devices.

[Edmond]

Let's be honest about why he didn't go on it.

I grew up going down to the piers of Seattle and have always loved them from the time I was a little boy,

The arcades,hot dogs, ice cream and telescopes

The panhandlers.








The insurance required to run a big wooden fire hazard with 100 people on top smoking and playing electronic arcade games in the rain must make yer eyes water.

[Joe 90]

How the fvck did Snubbles get to Brighton Pier without a passport?

[Reg Dingle]

[Joe 90]

It's FRIDAY[

[Edmond]

The panhandlers.

[Joe 90]

Fvcking hell!

There's been more sightings of Snubbles abroad than D.B.Cooper!

Fvckers coining it in with that below the radar begging tramp look.

[Edmond]

Props to Mendy for giving him a quid.

[Joe 90]

Props to Mendy for giving him a quid.

Did he fvck!

He dropped 10p in Snubbles sweaty paw and said "get orf yur lazy arse n get yur job like wot I do".

[DrWilly]

Fuck me, must have been Friday night. Hope Mendy and Lill Mendy did more with their night than talk shyte on Teakdoor . And thank ruck tightarse Armstrong is not my parent

[bsnub]

Man, you wankers have the time on your hands.



C+ for creativity.



Mendy is definitely in hiding.

[malmomike77]

he still looks un-grateful

[bsnub]

he still looks un-grateful

Not ungrateful. He had a hard life as a depression era hobo and bank robber.