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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    Nooners is in Cebu
    Is she one of Ms Mbudga's mates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post



    Stag party causes chaos by sinking barge on canal and flooding road - Wales Online

    Also, we were told to lock the below rudder away inside the boat when getting off it as there are some unsavoury folk around who like to steal all kinds of shiny metal things and will leave you up shit creek without a paddle

    I bet that engine coolant packs a punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    Nooners is in Cebu?
    I put him in my hand luggage.




    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Is she one of Ms Mbudga's mates?
    Before your time, newbo.




    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    there are some unsavoury folk around who like to steal all kinds of shiny metal things
    I'd be lying if I said my eyes didn't drift towards that unlocked coolant reservoir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Mendy will be back on the sauce.
    He will be rocking the 'kok big stylee off the leash on soi 4 on a Friday night.

    I can feel the seismic geological rumblings from 7000km away.

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    I dunno how he gets away with it.

    My missus would have been at the airport and wanting to stay in Bangkok for the couple of nights.

    I was thinking too, you never see his missus and the Factotum in the same photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I dunno how he gets away with it.
    hes watching cricket

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    hes watching cricket

    Interesting euphemism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I dunno how he gets away with it.

    I was thinking too, you never see his missus and the Factotum in the same photo.
    Ain't it obvious? The missus doesn't like cricket.

    And the reason she's never in a photo with the gardener? She's the one holding the camera.

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    Starting to get a whiff of the West family now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Ain't it obvious? The missus doesn't like cricket.

    And the reason she's never in a photo with the gardener? She's the one holding the camera.

    Neither does mine, but that doesn’t mean I can stay in the pub in Bangkok for a week during every Australian test watching it on my own…

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    I never did post the pics from being just a few miles from Mendips house, did I?

    A pilgrimage across southern England-cheddar-2-jpg






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    A pilgrimage across southern England-gorge-jpg








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    Big local news

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    A pilgrimage across southern England-white-hart-jpg


    I felt like I was within touching distance of TD royalty!

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    ^ Hallowed ground indeed. Many thanks Hal, I'll be following in your footsteps in just three weeks from now.

    And you're in luck, I also do an online version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Neither does mine, but that doesn’t mean I can stay in the pub in Bangkok for a week during every Australian test watching it on my own…
    Well, you should have a word then mate.

    Tbf my wife knows I don't particularly like living in Korat and I said from the start that I'd need time in civilisation from time to time if I was expected to live in the back of beyond. And watching the cricket isn't mandatory.

    Anyway, I', back home now and tomorrow will start planning the oddysey in earnest. I only have three firm dates ticked off but have another four days in London firmed up. I just need to book stuff up. I rarely seem to leave Bangkok without some ailment or other, and after wearing my sandals about town for a day I awoke this morning to find a big blister on the top of my middle toe. It bloody hurts.

    The interesting thing about this photo is that afterwards I realised that I took it just as a mosquito was biting the side of my foot... it was one of those stripy-legged aedes mosquitos as well... the ones that spread dengue fever. The little bastard... that's all I need.


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    You should avoid any painting, staining or other work before your hols. Your feet, aside from the TC one next to your big toe look nearly normal or they would if you cut and cleaned the big one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post


    You ever thought about an OnlyFans account for your foot porn?

    I reckon you'd be smashing it if you combined it with Dil's dogging adventures in and around the services of the M1 next month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    aside from the TC one next to your big toe look nearly normal
    Sorry Mike, but 'TC'... I'm not familiar with that term?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Sorry Mike, but 'TC'... I'm not familiar with that term?
    He tends to spew a lot of gibberish. Interestingly enough, he is close to overtaking you as the top poster on your own thread.

    Who Posted?



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    ^ I'd better make it 56 then.

    'CT' could have been 'Cute Toe', but TC leaves me flummoxed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ I'd better make it 56 then.

    'CT' could have been 'Cute Toe', but TC leaves me flummoxed.
    I'm guessing Topcat...

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    ^ Aah, I get it now.

    Was he implying my index toe isn't altogether straight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    'TC'... I'm not familiar with that term?
    Toe Curler.

    All those passport renewals with Lockjaw Lek have left it permanently curled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    All those passport renewals with Lockjaw Lek have left it permanently curled
    You go to Lolita's and ask them to suck on your toe?

    You're doing it wrong, mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Toe Curler.

    All those passport renewals with Lockjaw Lek have left it permanently curled
    She was just called 'Lek' the first time I met her.

    Yeah, sorry about that, Lek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    He tends to spew a lot of gibberish. Interestingly enough, he is close to overtaking you as the top poster on your own thread.
    Christ he's post counting on this thread now still everyone needs a hobby.

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I'm guessing Topcat...
    I thought it was a bit obvious but i keep forgetting this is TD and its full of blunt tools

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Was he implying my index toe isn't altogether straight?
    ding dong

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    At least it was one of those quips that had us all laughing in the aisles straightaway instead of guessing what the fuck you meant.

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    i always know what i am on about.

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