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    A hairy arsed bus driver's outlook on the UK

    Blizzards and more pricks than Cam 02


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    What's the 0-30 time on that bad boy Dillinger.

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    Takes more time than it does for his missus to get her plastic tits out, I hear.

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    Yeah about 15 mins

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    Don't forget that when any gingers board you must utter the following phrase "Hello rusty, your mum left you out in the rain again?".

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    After my experience I'd be very careful about mentioning hairy body parts. You'll never hear the last of it.

    Other than that, my only advice is to watch out for low bridges if you're driving a double decker... it's surprising how often that happens in the West Country.

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    That photo, I'll never forget the first time I was in England for 6 weeks in Kent and saw scenery / weather like that. But by God I've tried to.

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    You'd be lucky to get a Kinder Egg in Siamburis for this...


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    ^ A nice bus driver would post a few over.

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    Good ole Dilly. He was a rockstar in LOS. A true legend. Don't think we do not still love ya tubby.

    Once a legend always a legend. Looking forward to those bus driving break posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ A nice bus driver would post a few over.
    You've done it now Mendip, you'll get daily pictures of part eaten eggs.

    Speaking of which Dillingers gone a bit quiet on diets lately.

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    So is there wifi on this bus, like I get between Korat and Bangkok, or are you relying on 3G?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    So is there wifi on this bus
    In the first world the buses have wifi. Or so I have read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    So is there wifi on this bus, like I get between Korat and Bangkok, or are you relying on 3G?
    There's WiFi and charging ports on some and 5G in parts of UK now.

    Not this old E400 I'm driving today though. That one my mate Steady was on last week


    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    gone a bit quiet on diets lately.
    Soon be Spring. Besides it's Maccy D Monday today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Soon be Spring. Besides it's Maccy D Monday today
    make it Weds, its Chicken Tuesday at KFCs 9 pieces for 5.99p

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    Quote Originally Posted by strigils View Post
    make it Weds, its Chicken Tuesday at KFCs 9 pieces for 5.99p
    A hairy arsed bus driver's outlook on the UK-tenor-gif

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    Good for you landing on your feet dill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    You'd be lucky to get a Kinder Egg in Siamburis for this...

    Yeah but you have to live in the UK to buy it.

    Still got some Easter chocolate from last April in the fridge...

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    I would have thought you was a straight to the back page kind of man, maybe not today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Not this old E400 I'm driving today
    How many pages per refill are you getting?

    A hairy arsed bus driver's outlook on the UK-e400-jpg

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    A step above being a taxi driver though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I would have thought you was a straight to the back page kind of man, maybe not today
    Is page 3 still a thing in the 2021 world? What does Emma, 23 from Watford think of the Vaccine?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Is page 3 still a thing in the 2021 world? What does Emma, 23 from Watford think of the Vaccine?!
    I reckon she's had a jab or two.

    I haven't bought a newspaper in over 15 years. The Metro is a freebie, the only way they survive now is through advertising.
    Newspapers are pretty much a thing of the past with tinternet now.
    The BBC will be also when everyone stops paying the licence fee.

    Any yummy mummy's on your route Dill?
    Shalom

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    Any yummy mummy's on your route Dill?




    looks like council housing from the photo, so there should be a few single mums going to lidl and looking for a free ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    A step above being a taxi driver though.
    Yup, he's done well for himself.

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