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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    They didn't even have any Amber ale
    I need to add Voddie, its going down too well. Did i mention its 4 for 4.

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    Do you have a Priority Pass Jack?

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    I thinks its BA Points and turning left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Do you have a Priority Pass Jack?
    BA exec club silver cards.
    Lounge access on any class of flight + 2 guests. 600 airports.
    Biz class check in.
    Priority boarding.
    150% avios points.
    Free seat selection on booking. which is expensive on BA.

    2 x 32kg baggage per pax any class, for anyone on same booking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    BA exec club silver cards.
    Lounge access on any class of flight + 2 guests. 600 airports.
    Biz class check in.
    Priority boarding.
    150% avios points.
    Free seat selection on booking. which is expensive on BA.

    2 x 32kg baggage per pax any class, for anyone on same booking.
    Pisses all over the Priority Pass that I get free with my credit card.

    The fuckers turned me away from the one lounge in the airport the other week 'cos they said they didn't have an agreement.

    Ended up in Subway.

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    I used priority pass a long time ago before flying reg with BA, got turned away once.

    Those lounges at heathrow are for silver / gold card holders only, you can't pay to use.

    Aspire lounges accept priority cards or pre bookings, but 3 hour max.

    I stay in the BA lounge for 5 hours usually because of flight times, shower, meals, plentiful decent drinks and comfort are a must.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    I used priority pass a long time ago before flying reg with BA, got turned away once.

    Those lounges at heathrow are for silver / gold card holders only, you can't pay to use.

    Aspire lounges accept priority cards or pre bookings, but 3 hour max.

    I stay in the BA lounge for 5 hours usually because of flight times, shower, meals, plentiful decent drinks and comfort are a must.
    To be fair, it's the first problem I've had; I used it in Miami recently and it was a lifesaver.

    Never had any issues with time either, but 3 hours would usually be enough anyhoo.

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    Bogon tip 999

    Book airport assistance (free)
    After check in get fast tracked through security on a wheelchair straight to the lounge, when you are well bladdered
    they will collect you when boarding begins you get first onboard no staggering on with no questions asked.

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    ^ That's fucking shocking

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    no staggering on with no questions asked.
    I hope you at least put on a dribble

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    Works every time, I just act dumb like snub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Bogon tip 999

    Book airport assistance (free)
    After check in get fast tracked through security on a wheelchair straight to the lounge, when you are well bladdered
    they will collect you when boarding begins you get first onboard no staggering on with no questions asked.

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    Bogon tip 1002.

    When in premium economy wait till dinner service is finished and most cabin crew have sloped off to bed.
    Head up to biz class (they are laid out sleeping) and grab a bottle of fine wine from the free bar, go into the large toilet and sink the fucker.
    Dump the bottle in the waste bin and limp back to your seat.

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    I thought you were gonna dump a Clyde Trout in the biz class toilet sink for a while there

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    I'm a respectable member of society, Arthur Daley schooled.

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    Bogon tip 1007

    When the hostess pours you a drink and your finger accidentally slips right up her bum crack,
    Don't panic when you go to court, you are safe in the knowledge you were in need of assistance and him/she whatever way you swing panicked you and you lost control of your upper body balance.
    Limp out of the Old Baiily a free man with cash in your sky and 57,000 avios points

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    Must be nice though having a welcoming committee when you land at Heefrow.


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    I ended up marrying her, all's good

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    Wonder what blobby thinks?

    He is sniffing around this thread like his moms pants.

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    ^ pervo alert





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    And he runs away, sniff sniff.
    No backup no backbone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Bogon tip 999
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Bogon tip 1002.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Bogon tip 1007
    Like your style.

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    What is a Bogon? Or did you fuck up the Bogan or Bogof spelling?

    Bogon Tip number 1....Check your username before clicking subscribe

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    this thread reveals a lot about the OP...and a lot of it is just sad.

    jackoff wants to fly from inverness to dublin...and so for some reason the itinerary was INV-LHR-DUB....not INV-DUB direct.....seemingly because he wanted to sit for hours upon hours in airport lounges.

    let's take a look...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Inverness at 05.30
    so you're at the airport at 5:30 am...to catch a connecting flight (in coach because your seat is behind the wing) to heathrow....and once you're at LHR....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    4 hours later
    4 hours! in an airport lounge...when you just could have flown direct. and then it's time to catch another flight (presumably in coach again) to dublin.

    all of this queuing up, boarding, disembarking, etc... instead of just taking a direct flight from INV to DUB at a normal hour...so you can post photos on TD of nondescript airport lounges.

    WTAF is wrong with you?

    by some sort of twisted, insecure logic, do you think this impresses people? the photo of you taking the bus into town really accomplishes that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    4 hours! in an airport lounge...when you just could have flown
    Have you seen the price of a pint in Dublin? Plus he gets 6 free wheelchair rides.

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    Reach is triggered
    Stop trolling this interesting,informative thread
    You need banging up you sick puppy

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