A Saturday afternoon angling adventure (with video)

[Horatio Hornblower]

A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan

[Horatio Hornblower]

Som next time you meet him ask him if he's a relative of Mr Asbo of cambridge a killer swan.

[somtamslap]

On the upside, once in the nic, Penman Slaps can write about Bubba, four men in a bed and non-lubricated anal fisting.

Well I'm glad the story has a happy ending.

[nigelandjan]

Nice one Slap , sure does take some beating the English summers / landscapes , lovely warm temperate climate without being eaten alive with mozzies

I,m gonna be settling down in a similar spot today with me easel + sarnies + water cheers !

[somtamslap]

A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan

I was thinking the same thing myself. But when that horrible feathered fuck craned its neck my nuts shrunk. It may as well have been a striking cobra.

I,m gonna be settling down in a similar spot today with me easel + sarnies + water cheers !

Have a good one Nigel. Might get my own set of pencils. Not that I can paint for shite.

[kingwilly]

I was thinking the same thing myself. But when that horrible feathered fuck craned its neck my nuts gave a little twitch.

leave your beasto-erotic shit outta this thread.

[mingmong]

You 'got Wood' Betty?

[Dillinger]

If that's the River Cam, that fukker has form

Are you off fishing today?

Maybe a spot of canoe angling would be safer?.....

Who, What, Why: How dangerous are swans? - BBC News

[hallelujah]

An afternoon of relaxation and tranquillity had been arranged.

Reading, eating and drinking had been taken care of...



A delightful swim had been located...



Interesting flora and fauna were present in abundance...



An ill-weighted float bobbed hypnotically on wavelets...



The occasional city-bound train rhythmically rattled passed in the distance...



Several marvellous hours of fishing were set to commence...




...then this happened.

Those floats are fucking huge. What were you after?

I used to do a bit of fishing myself when I was a kid and that river looks like it could be quite fast, so you're in eel/chub/barbel land, but I'd still go a bit lighter than that.

Another good thread, mind, but missing pics of the local boozer.

[Bettyboo]

You 'got Wood' Betty?

By I large, I go through life limp and lifeless, however, if anything is gonna get me going it's one of Slap's threads - Malcolm's mother had me hard for two weeks solid...

[somtamslap]

Malcolm's mother had me hard for two weeks solid...

Watch this space for more of the brazen harlot.

What were you after?

Something I could eat. An eel would've done. Or a crayfish or two.

[ltnt]

Something I could eat. An eel would've done. Or a crayfish or two.

Perhaps some "Swan Poo," spread on your bread?

[beerlaodrinker]

One man's fishing story is another man's homoerotica, as they say...

got to agree Betty, this threads given me quite the twitcher onya slappers

[patsycat]

How would you like it if you were having a little kip in the wonderful weather, and some clodd hoppers came to "fish" in your territory.

Probably rummaging around to find a nice soft spot to sit.

If i was one of the Queen's protected swans i'd go for the intruders myself.

And i still stand by the fact they may have had a nest nearby.

They also mate for life. Poor bastard got the nagging one..