A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan
A Man who has lived in the wild country of Isaan doing a runner from a swan
Som next time you meet him ask him if he's a relative of Mr Asbo of cambridge a killer swan.
Well I'm glad the story has a happy ending.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Nice one Slap , sure does take some beating the English summers / landscapes , lovely warm temperate climate without being eaten alive with mozzies
I,m gonna be settling down in a similar spot today with me easel + sarnies + water cheers !
I was thinking the same thing myself. But when that horrible feathered fuck craned its neck my nuts shrunk. It may as well have been a striking cobra.Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower
Have a good one Nigel. Might get my own set of pencils. Not that I can paint for shite.Originally Posted by nigelandjan
leave your beasto-erotic shit outta this thread.Originally Posted by somtamslap
You 'got Wood' Betty?
If that's the River Cam, that fukker has form
Are you off fishing today?
Maybe a spot of canoe angling would be safer?.....
Who, What, Why: How dangerous are swans? - BBC News
Those floats are fucking huge. What were you after?
I used to do a bit of fishing myself when I was a kid and that river looks like it could be quite fast, so you're in eel/chub/barbel land, but I'd still go a bit lighter than that.
Another good thread, mind, but missing pics of the local boozer.
By I large, I go through life limp and lifeless, however, if anything is gonna get me going it's one of Slap's threads - Malcolm's mother had me hard for two weeks solid...Originally Posted by mingmong
Watch this space for more of the brazen harlot.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Something I could eat. An eel would've done. Or a crayfish or two.Originally Posted by hallelujah
Perhaps some "Swan Poo," spread on your bread?Originally Posted by somtamslap
How would you like it if you were having a little kip in the wonderful weather, and some clodd hoppers came to "fish" in your territory.
Probably rummaging around to find a nice soft spot to sit.
If i was one of the Queen's protected swans i'd go for the intruders myself.
And i still stand by the fact they may have had a nest nearby.
They also mate for life. Poor bastard got the nagging one..
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