The Top Simple Pleasures

[withnallstoke]

A solid turd that snaps off cleanly and disappears with a satisfying sploosh.

Fondly remembered but, alas, too rare on a diet of spices and Chang.

[shaggersback]

I haven't read fkall other than the title.

Top simple pleasure.

Drink beer and spliff on from 5pm till comatose Friday afternoon.
Preferably at home with good friends.
Wake up 11 am and meander to the fridge via the bathroom and crack a Chang.
Lie back in the badroom cot and put on some tunes ...tv on playing car show coyotes cds gyrating to duff doof .
The luvly gf takes me there and back .
Drink more beer , punish another spliff and roll on Sunday.

Sunday morning take the ride out for a blast to Khao Lak for lunch and a dip.

Weekends are for living. Lifes simple pleasures.

[SiLeakHunt]

Couple of pints of decent beer with your mates outside a village pub on one of those summer nights ...

Only a couple ?

[dirk diggler]

Weekends are for living. Lifes simple pleasures

Amen to that. I go hashing on a Saturday too.

[withnallstoke]

Getting your mate to pump your willy with a fish.

No way is that gay.

[Loombucket]

Unplugging the phone and pretending that I have gone away for the week-end.

[beerlaodrinker]

Sounds like bollocks to me, I'm waiting for slappers take on this

He speaks for you does he?

no mate he doesn't but he is way more humourous than you will ever be, so thefore get fucked ya multi nicking kont

Sorry!.....I didn't mean to offend......I hadn't realised you were a couple!

only on the weekend mate,

[Looper]

Installing a jukebox in the Penrith tearooms.

[withnallstoke]

^ Noooooooooooooooooo.

[r1 pet]

getting your bike out onto a racetack,

standing with your mates as you watch the IoM come into view, 2 weeks of the TT biking, beer, and birds.

[mingmong]

Finding a 1000bht note in the pocket of a Jeans you haven't worn for ages.

finding it after the Thai Wife has washed it and missed it! and You show Her it! thats Gold

[bignote1]

That first cup of strong Yorkshire tea and toast, bacon and eggs in the morning.

Saying something that makes your grandchildren smile.