If you're living here (as I am), and doing the 'right' thing (by which I take it you mean completely legally - again as I am), why is Slap's tenure in LOS or the nature of his departure of any consequence or concern to you?
Curious as to how he could have been "deported years earlier" when his status obviously wasn't of great concern to the Immigration department, who chose not to have awarded him the 'most wanted' status you think he deserved. Anyway, if his and similar stories upset you so much, maybe best just to put him on 'ignore'?