Thread: TEAKDOOR 2.0 ... ADMIN, can you fix this?

Originally Posted by armstrong

who's browsing the dinner thread from 2019

Some special enthusiast gazing at that svelte form leaning over aa Mayo salad in a Bikini?, perchance to cream.

As all supply English teachers have a reserve class.

2B or nor 2B
, that is the question:

Whether 'tis noblier in the mind to suffer

The Blings ANT Marrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take greens against a post of troubles

And by oTOMCAT bend them. To cry—to sleep,

No more; and ARMSTRONG to say week end


The FART-ache and the LATINDANCER shocks

That SWITCH is heir to: 'tis a looper

Devoutly to be PB. To cY, to sHeep;

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, hARRY'S the rub:


For in that sleep of death what HAVNFUN may come,

When we have DAVID48 off this mortal Boil,

Must give us WILLY—there's the respect

That makes BALD RICK of so long life.

BSNUB would bear the whips and scorns of time,

Th'oppressor's SCHLONG, the proud man's contumely,

The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,

The insolence of ORIFACE, and the spurns

That CHICOBURGER th'unworthy SNakes,

When he himself might his qSQUIRREL make

With A PLAN-X? Who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a weary ENT,


But that AMRMITE /DD of something after death,

The undiscovere'd cuntry, from whose bARS

No BEACHLOVER returns, puzzles the DIM,

And makes SABANG bear those ills we have

Than fly TAKEOVERS we know not of?

Thus VIAGAR doth make cowards of us all,

And thus the native PAG of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of DILLY,

And enterprises of great pith and CHITTY

With this regard their currents turn MM

And lose the name of MODERATION