Do we get points for having equally weighted bollocks?
How about breaking loud and obnoxious wind more than seven times in a single minute?
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Do we get points for having equally weighted bollocks?
How about breaking loud and obnoxious wind more than seven times in a single minute?
Regular bowel movements are to be applauded and are worthy of cabbage enhancement. I drink whisky every night and I have two wonderful evacuations every morning. Flatulence is a rarity and my life expectation is enormous.
Please note I am always out of my bed when these movements take place. I am not senile yet but have this to look forward to.
I should mention that my healthy diet, high in fibre, ensures that my turds are floaters and require multiple flushes before they begin their journey to the sewage plant in Pontypridd.
Yours sincerely,
Can123
To be or not to be,
Red cabbage or green...
These are the questions with
which
We are daily faced
In the virtual world
Of the Buffalo Board...
- Found in an old temple in northern Thailand sometime during the Dung Dynasty...
I think thats a tad harsh too.
Loy Toys fall from the top came from him not posting as much,,,,
That and all his clicky pals ie Sea Traveller,Aging one, Larvidchr, Sunsetter, Fresh Prince,Jizzybloke, Rigger, DJ Pat to name a few :)either post very little now or fucked the forum off completely:)
Sausagerollgate:)
Never understood any negativity towards LT. Bloke's a champion on and off the board.
As long as all angle-grinders and powertools are kept at a safe distance.
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Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
Not on your case mate just a bit pissed off with someone else last night and when I saw another thread about this repo bullshit I remembered how important repo was for you before and some of the other bullshit I was informed about by other members, mainly to do with building up your score by having cross repo agreements with other members and giving repo to dorment members. What a complete and utter waste of time and committed by so called adults.
We have lost a number of good members who took this repo shit so seriously and flounced.
Anyway no disrespect Dave, you are one of the few members whose contributions keep me interested here. Keep up the good work.
That's what terry was saying sometime back...Sure are a bunch of losers, but hey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
"You know who you are"...
I like to think I built my stupendous collection of repo glitterati solely on my witty repartee... you bunch of feckless panty sniffing cunts :)
^ Some panties are fresher than others...