Bangkok Narita Chicago, a trip

[dirtydog]

Come on m8,airports and food pics

Hmmm

m8

I can see we may have problems with you in the future, this sms speak is not something we are looking for in the top half of the forum, well suited for MKP though, we like to keep stuff in the right forums for ease for people, don't start complaining when your posts get moved to more appropiate forums

[jizzybloke]

When you correct someone telling them you are in fact English/British have they asked you if you know Paul McCartney yet?

[Butterfly]

DD, Have you eaten any babies yet ?

He is getting fat with all that food, so probably not yet

[dirtydog]

have they asked you if you know Paul McCartney yet?

Huh? I have both legs.

[flash]

so why they think I am an Aussie I have no idea.

Do you look like a criminal?

[dirtydog]

^ I don't think so.

Anyway round the block from the Thai consulate on East Huron is L'Appetito Italian supermarket and restaurant, so that was todays lunch, yes we had to get them to bag up over half of it as no way in the world can 2 people eat 3 American size meals, I got the turkey and ham sandwich and managed half of it, the big ball thing of potato and meat and cheese will be eaten later, and she managed half the pizza slice, whole lot was less than 400baht.



Her cheese pizza slice, this really was massive.



This sandwich was about a foot long and absolutely full of meat, this was the most expensive item at 5.50 bucks.



damn, this was good and I still got half left.

The bread crumb ball thing I ate in the evening, potato, beef, cheese and vetetables, damn this stuff is good.

[NickA]

so time for some bagels

Shit, another dog eating thread

[Texpat]

I'd imagine you're starting to kittung for a mysterious 7-11 hotdog about now.

[Robbie Dye]

Ok this is like a major journey, not like that poofy memocks one, I mean we are talking great big planes, not girly little helicopters that can do 50 mph, so, we got basically a 20 odd plus hour journey into the wastelands of America, they call it Chicago, personally I think they could just shorten it to "Cold".

Now your gonna start at Bangkok airport, after seeing all the other airports as we travelled I have come to realise that Thai people do not need toilets, or if they did they aint gonna find one in Bangkok, but hell all they need is a banana leaf outside some where and they are alright, well I assume that was the planners thought when the airport was built, ie the Thais shite where they like,obviously, this may cause some distress to farangs, but hell fok it, you want a pony just do it as Nike says, do erm on the stairs or anywhere that is a bit quiet, it really don't mater and it is only a bit of poo.

The Bangkok airport really hasn't got a lot going for it, it is staffed by Thai people of minimal inteligence, come 3am all there brains have gone into childhood regression, everything is expensive, yeah, even by American standards, it is big, it is shite...



This is the check in for United, they are foked, I really don't no why anybody uses them, old planes, hostesses older than my mum, its really not that good.



I really think the Thai print should have been bigger, why is the English so big?



Nice clear plastic bins so you can'tplace bombs at the Bangkok airport.



Inside view of Bangkok Airport.



In Bangkok airport of course some things aint open 24 hours, this can be seen at this restaurant.



Of course you get a plane, here is our united plane.



There really should be a game in the games room describing airline food.

Should use your travel agent!! There is no secret by the way in the ancinet Cabin Crew on ALL USA Airlines. It is very simple, the oldest thus most senior staff get to PICK their flights, and the old dears can't be fired due to the Trade Unions, so you are STUCK with them!! Fly Asian Carriers to get the younger crumpet!

[ebeth]

Do my eyes deceive me?
Ham, at a Jewish funeral.

It sure looks cold there in the city by the lake... and yes Sabang your eyes decieve you ...it is Pastrami which is made from beef.

[pistonpilot]

Anyway today we decided to nip into Chicago downtown to see what it looked like, trains are hourly and cost about 5 bucks one way, takes about 50 minutes, we came back by taxi and it took the same amount of time but cost 80 bucks, so public transport is the answer for long distances.

This train was a double decker beasty, on the back of the chair is a clip to stick your ticket under so the ticket stamper doesn't have to bother you, talking of ticket stampers, I am still having trouble getting to grips with the fact that farangs do menial work, ok I realise that someone has to do it, but what the hell went wrong in his life to make him become a ticket stamper, I mean he can't have spent his childhood dreaming of a life on the trains collecting and stamping tickets, suppose he could become an English Teacher in Thailand though.

My neighors older brother was one of those ticket stampers. He made his first million with the money he earned from ticket stamping. He got into real estate.

He made is 100th million sometime last year. He was and is a ticket stamper and now retired.

[pistonpilot]

I'll say it: I could go for a cold snow. I love it. Fuck me, you're making me miss America which isn't hard living in this shit hole.

[dirtydog]

A few pictures taken in downtown Chicago of the buildings.

[dirtydog]

The owner of this lovely car specailises in marinating babies in his secret herbs and spices recipe, seems to be good money in it.



Pretty sexy.

[astasinim]

Looks like your having a good time over there DD. Be careful or you`ll be shouting USA (in a deep tone) soon.

[Fabian]

^^Too small.

[dirtydog]

Well was much too busy this morning for breakfast, and it is raining now and bloody cold so it was lunch in the suite.

Yep a can of chili, some nachos and a bottle of becks beer, these cans of chili are more tastier than the Mexican restaurants in Pattaya.



We let the maid do the room a couple of days ago, I thought we had lost 2 cups and a couple of scotch beakers, just found them in the dishwasher, yep, she used the dishwasher to wash 5 items, if I was her boss I would fire her for that.

[dirtydog]

Haven't had a chance to catch onesof these yet but I reckon they got to be cheap, I shall be downtown again tomorrow so lets hope I get a chance to.

[friscofrankie]

she used the dishwasher to wash 5 items, if I was her boss I would fire her for that.

At $12.00 plus workman's comp, state taxes, SDI, liability Ins, and a few other added goodies giving her an hourly cost of probably over $20.00 an hour I imagin you'da gave a medal.

The owner of this lovely car specailises in marinating babies in his secret herbs and spices recipe, seems to be good money in it.



Pretty sexy.

NOW you're making me homesick

[dirtydog]

^Yeah I thought that one was pretty sexy myself, well we are now trying to get a flight, the weather is about to turn to shite, should be snowing by the weekend, not something I want to see or experience, nor does she.

[friscofrankie]

I lived in a suburb of Chicago named North Chicago 'bout half way between Chicago & Waukegan in the fifties through early sixties. From experience the snow in Chicago turns black soon as it hit the ground. Even if it is White it's some cold shit man. Get Out!

Don't forget my bourbon!

[dirtydog]

Sex is easy to get in Chicago, all you need is a fanny magnet, now I have seen a few of these fanny magnets for sale around the 6,000 bucks price range, these come with a 5 year garauntee that you will get more girls than you could cope with,also if you go for the leather interior rumour has it that they will orgasm within seconds of foreplay, seems like a good deal to me.

[dirtydog]

So we was back downtown Chicago again today, it aint bad as it is only a 50 minute journey on the train, these trains aint nothing like Thai trains, ie they are nice and quiet and run really smoothly.

Americans are shite scared of being sued, some could call it consideration,me I think it's just fear, if you are at the curb they will stop about 8 meters away and wave you across, they won't go anywhere near pedestrians in their cars, the dog owners will not introduce their dogs to people just in case they get sued for allowing their dog to lick some one, it all seems a bit excessive, but probably good if you have had a really bad day and just want to be left alone.

The pavements of chicago, if there is a slight dent or hole in the pavement, it will be coned off.



Wind was real strong downtown today.



It is only today I realised this was snow, just thought it was piles of dirt and salt.

[Butterfly]

Sex is easy to get in Chicago, all you need is a fanny magnet, now I have seen a few of these fanny magnets for sale around the 6,000 bucks price range, these come with a 5 year garauntee that you will get more girls than you could cope with,also if you go for the leather interior rumour has it that they will orgasm within seconds of foreplay, seems like a good deal to me.

That's only because American women love to fake orgasm, they are a nasty bunch, be careful, very careful, they will bite your head off when you are done with them and they will take your car !!!

[chitown]

We used to talk about the rating fo cars like that.

What was the vehicles GPM??. Girls per mile.

In my day, it was the Pontiac Trans Am. I miss that car - red with T-Tops.....

Of course as handsome as I am , my GPM would have soared even if I drove a UGO!!!

Sex is easy to get in Chicago, all you need is a fanny magnet, now I have seen a few of these fanny magnets for sale around the 6,000 bucks price range, these come with a 5 year garauntee that you will get more girls than you could cope with,also if you go for the leather interior rumour has it that they will orgasm within seconds of foreplay, seems like a good deal to me.