^^^And think of all the jealousy!
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^^^And think of all the jealousy!
:rofl:
lets get it back on track with a BLPQuote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
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Originally Posted by DrWilly
I initially thought you had some novelty bongs
Despite the thread clip seems like some folks just wanna keep arguing on this thread, fueled by a loser rogue mod. See if I can post up some of those braai pics and get the thread back on track.
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With so many people around our dog had to be tied up. We do have a 2x2 cage for him in which he can move around and so on, but he prefers to be tied to the balcony and chil close to everyone else. (And receive all the bones from all the T-Tbone steaks consumed).
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It was decided (not by me) that the table centre pieces would be fruit decorations rather than flowers.
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No small amount of booze.
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Well gotta say DW, heck of a throwdown and dinner spread. Nice event and good fun. Your Pup looks like he has a food coma from all the scraps.
Cheers
5kg of live crays. I didn’t actually order them, but my crayfish guy serendipitously messaged me the evening before asking if I wanted any delivered the next day so of course in I said yes.
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Surprisingly enough the caterers were spot on with the food order. After giving some food to the extra guards we brought in for assisting with parking we only had about 5 Tbones, 1 boerwoers and a bit of potato salad left over.
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Can you keep on topic please. You're derailing his thread and he hates that.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Holy fuck. What a fucking shindig you put on. What was the occasion? Or just work related. I sure miss those. Soirees in Lao ,with the Austcham functions , aussie embassy functions and even used to go regularly to the British chamber of commerce burns night held once a year. Sporting a kilt. Likewise Aussies were always invited to the Belgian embassy piss ups .great fun
How about a charity golf day, is that ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by taxexile
The start was a bit chaotic, literally queuing at the 1st and 10th tee box.
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But once you get going it's not so bad, but slow, particularly at the par 3's
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Wide open fairways.
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This one wasn't a bad drive, pity it wasn't the nearest the pin hole, that was the 9th (but our 18th as I'd started on the 10th)
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But then we reaslied that the sun was setting faster than we were playing, so it became a picturesque race against the sunset.
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Will we make it? Still 3 holes to go. (and no, Mendy that it not a euphemism.)
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It's Zambia, so quality signage
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And just in time we made it, but the moon was spotted also.
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Nice Willy!
^ In fact, I think that's a girl bending over.
You could have done with a comma there.
She was part of our foursome (No, Mendy!) who just got in the way. I also noticed one of our foursome kept calling her mommy, but he’d just meet her too. It seems to be a thing here, to call adults mommy and daddy.. some lady in the supermarket was calling me daddy when trying to upsell extra stuff and I found it quite disconcerting.
I'll bow to your superior experience in spotting a willy or not. I've not had your passport experience. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Another day pouring out the oil we use for the maid to take home. I guess she works on the waste not want not principal…
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Some younger sheilas occasionally call me "dear". I'm getting used to it.
It's not a soirée at 8am. Soirées are evening events.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Soir/soirée is French innit, meaning evening.
Tu es welcome.
Have a lovely jour. :)
This is on par *cough* with Mendy doing the gardening in front of his gardener. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
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Ohh, a lesser man than myself would be imagining that 19th hole in explicit detail.
Not me of course *cough*.
Yeah, the use of oil for the maid had me puzzled somewhat.
being such a short cnut , a "lesser man " than thee would have been admiring the labia major in its full gloryQuote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
bonsoir for the lips of darkness
nice setup for arvo pissup willy , if I was there I would have snuck inside and started on your whisky after a couple of beers
^ 5 foot 10+ and neither Molle, Enemy of Many or a pedo. :)
it started at midday. Does that work?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neverna
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Originally Posted by cyrille
She takes the oil that I normally throw out. How is that puzzling?
^ I guess it's all about the context!Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
When I was recently in hospital the cute Thai nurses insisted on calling me 'Papa', which pissed me off immensely.
It wasn't the mind of image I wanted to project at all.