Same shit, different ship

[DrWilly]

Some of us dont have the time and have real jobs to attend to

















Although I'm at the dentists now and have a spare few minutes

Thats disturbing. I hope no one was watching over your shoulder…

[Edmond]

I hope you get a filling.

Let's be nice..... no one likes the dentist.



Fortunately it was just an annual bit of plaque removal.

[helge]

I hope you get a filling.

Or a root canal treatment ?

You brits are such homoerotic dreamers

[Joe 90]

I reckon Dills had plenty of fillings in his time

[david44]

New extra strong metal detectors at Amsterdam Schipol due to outbreak of Reg induced mania

WhetherSpoonerism has reached Norway who nose? Amman may rub you down !

[Joe 90]

Is that a Danish pastry to give Helge pastry envy or are you giving Mendip spoon envy??

[helge]

Is that a Danish pastry to give Helge pastry envy or are you giving Mendip spoon envy??

iss dort GDanskish piss try to Gif Helga Golgata Passepartou Envo Lube awe gaffing MensesDipps a Spooninsh Envoy ??

Only diiference is that the pastry probably isn't stolen

[Joe 90]

There's quite a market out there for airline cutlery..

Marc Newson for Qantas by Noritake 16 Piece Set Alessi Qantas Open Box | eBay

[happynz]

If you like that kind of thing you should try flying SAS, HNZ.

Yass...



I can see why you would fly SAS.

[Joe 90]

Some right stunning slappers in the air and they all marry into money.

[Joe 90]

Tbf why else would a bimbo get a job serving tea or coffee for minimum wage if it wasn't to get the undivided attention of a wealthy businessman...

[Backspin]

^ My wife asked why I was laughing. The most disturbing Dill photoshop yet and she was so close to walking over to see what it was.

[Mendip]

^ He's obviously got some issues.

WhetherSpoonerism has reached Norway who nose? Amman may rub you down !

'RJ'... Royal Jordanian?

A spoon like that would make a very nice addition to my collection...


Things can get a little boring when we're inspecting these long export pipelines. We have around 50km left until we get to the Germain landfall so when I start my next shift we should have completed Europipe I and be working our way back out to sea on Europipe II. Europipe II looks very similar to Europipe I, but is a few years younger and I think 42" diameter instead of 40".

In the meantime I decided to check on my boulder.

If anyone read my last work thread they may remember that I collected a 25kg glacial boulder that had become wedged in a dredging machine, and so was brought back to deck to unblock the tube.

After this boulder had been gouged out of the bedrock on the Norwegian mainland by a glacier around 10,000 years ago, then carried out to sea and eventually dumped by the ice around 200km west of Bergen on an area of seabed later to become known as the Statfjord oil and gas field, it probably thought that its travels were over. But no... over the past year it has travelled all around the North, Norwegian and Barents seas on this boat and may end up going to the Mediterranean this winter.

I found it tucked away in the corner of an office behind a spare chair, forgotten about and neglected.

My intention was, that it could become a training aid but most people just seem to wonder why on earth there's a dirty great rock on the floor in the corner of the office



I'd still love to get it back to Korat some time to join my pond-side rockery but at 25kg that just isn't going to happen.



It is unmistakenly metamorphic. At the risk of using up my geo joke so early in the thread, I'd say it's really 'gneiss', but I'm still not going to lick it.

[Joe 90]

but I'm still not going to lick it.

I bet you've had a cheeky sniff though.

[Looper]

I'd still love to get it back to Korat some time to join my pond-side rockery

Get a $5 standard tea carton box or smaller

Put the rock in the box with some padding

Take it to your overnight hotel

Leave it in their left luggage cupboard

Tell them you're coming back for it

Then phone round some shippers to pick it up and ship to Korat

A teacarton can be shipped globally for under 70GBP I would estimate

Make it happen Mendy

[Edmond]

From photos, cheeking it could also be an option.

[david44]

Hope you get yer rocks off

As for Rubba Johnny airlne cutlery I'll pop in a jiffy , ooh and the spoon to

PO Box 555 Mendybendy Khorat?

Lyme post Office gone but Uplyme near the Talbot has Poste Restante

[BLD]

Heres an idea mendy. The filipinos in australia have set up a freight network called Balikbayan boxes you purchase the carton ( box) doesnt matter if its full of anvils or feathers ,then once the containers full they ship it. Its not speedy . Be prepared to wait months but its a rock. Ive heard that this service is so popular amongst the filipino diaspora that they expended to several countries,maybe even norway? I will google it later

[helge]

Be prepared to wait months but its a rock. Ive heard that this service is so popular amongst the filipino diaspora that they expended to several countries,maybe even norway?

It's in Denmark too

And dirt cheap

I asked "what about customs" and it's apparently never a problem.

(I reckon the thai customs would saw it in halfs to see what's inside)

As for Robber Johnny airlne cutlery

How do you sleep at night ?

[BLD]

Heres another thought mendy
Have a chat to randy the cook or the cute stewardess and ask them how to get your rocks off. Thank me later if the rock gets off

[BLD]

It's in Denmark too

And dirt cheap

I asked "what about customs" and it's apparently never a problem.

(I reckon the thai customs would saw it in halfs to see what's inside)





How do you sleep at night ?

Well there ya go mendy already an answer. I suspect thai customs will be to damn lazy to cut it half to check for yaba but will likely want to fuck you over for importing a rock. And confusing them

[helge]

Would be fun to send someone random a 25 kg stone.

Where is the girly giggle emoji ?

[BLD]

Ive got filipino friends in perth they are constanly booking these balikbayan boxes to send to the phillilpines with whatever. It lands in manila but if you live in the province it still gets there. Amazing service actually

[BLD]

Would be fun to send someone random a 25 kg stone.

Where is the girly giggle emoji ?

Mendys a rock licker he wants that rock in Korat

[helge]

We have lost lots in thai mail.

Kids birthday presents and all

Thieving cun.ts