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    Imagine the Size of the haul if mendy had used that extra eight kilos of luggage allowance !!

    Missed the boat there mate, pardon the pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Are you wearing the spunk-stained specs already?
    I don't need specs mate, I mean with regards to 20/20 vision rather than getting the old pink eye but Im pretty sure there was no seriously strong or Wednesleydale on his 8 mile trek to Asda whilst roaming the ginnels in hope of some Aberdonian crackwhore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I don't need specs mate, I mean with regards to 20/20 vision rather than getting the old pink eye but Im pretty sure there was no seriously strong or Wednesleydale on his 8 mile trek to Asda whilst roaming the ginnels in hope of some Aberdonian crackwhore
    There's seriously strong right next to the Cathedral City!

    Not a massive fan of Wensleydale myself, mind.

    The Aberdonian crackwhore sounds alright though.

    Btw, if you're gonna be sailing the rivers and canals of England together this summer, take a detour oop norf and have a pint with me and Chitty.

    No lamping though, ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Btw, if you're gonna be sailing the rivers and canals of England together this summer, take a detour oop norf and have a pint with me and Chitty.
    They can moor up on Canal Street !

    That'll be right oop their alley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    They can moor up on Canal Street !

    That'll be right oop their alley
    The lamp is ON!!!

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    I watched that Charlie Vietch video on that canal, bit of an eye opener.
    I'm sure they'll have an illuminating time and be guaranteed plenty of cheese..


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    all indications seem to indicate that pommyland is full of raging homosexuals

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    all indications seem to indicate that pommyland is full of raging homosexuals
    And, say, Sydney Australia?

    What do the indications indicate [sic.] there?


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Btw, if you're gonna be sailing the rivers and canals of England together this summer, take a detour oop norf and have a pint with me and Chitty.

    No lamping though, ok?
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