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    JP got 2 shayed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    JP got 2 shayed.
    I even reduced that picture by 90% so Ootai could load it on his dial up network

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    You do realise that Ootai can only see that one can of Oettinger at the bottom... he's wondering why you stocked up with just one can!
    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Now that's funny right there Mendy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    ^

    As I have said before just what this forum needs a whole bunch of tossers who think they are comedians.
    Just for your amusement I only had to go scroll through 2.5 screens this time to get end to end on that picture so thanks for fuk all JPPR!
    I hope you all realise that if I end topping myself over this then you will all be held complicit come judgement day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ootai View Post
    I hope you all realise that if I end topping myself over this then you will all be held complicit come judgement day.
    Do you contribute to the local death bucket dealio? You know...the one with the red chairs, a bunch of easy up's and you block up a street thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Do you contribute to the local death bucket dealio? You know...the one with the red chairs, a bunch of easy up's and you block up a street thing?
    No I haven't managed to partake in that stuff since I retired as there have not been any passing's in her immediate family in the past 5 years so no need to have a "party".

    There has been a lot of folks pop their cogs but all the stuff takes place down at the Wat. The missus goes along with the rest of the family I get left at home to babysit the house, dogs, cats an chickens.

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    Is your scrolling finger broken ootai?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    ^but but but... SPAM has 14 flavors!


    Had to resurrect this. M'Sahib just out shopping, stocking up on some vegetarian dishes for the freezer (today is the last day of the Vegetarian Festival). Anyway, what does she come back with, amongst other things, but some Spam like packets she got from 7/11. They're made of tofu and mushrooms, and other good stuff. I tried a slice, and they taste remarkably like Spam, or at least the pork luncheon meat for sandwiches you used to get in the UK.




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    ^ they do that with "real meat" and red and green chilis - its quite spicy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    its quite spicy.
    Really? Just adds a little something extra to a good hero sandwich.

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    Cue the vikings:
    Spam, spam, spam, spam
    Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PAG View Post
    but some Spam like packets she got from 7/11. They're made of tofu and mushrooms, and other good stuff. I tried a slice, and they taste remarkably like Spam, or at least the pork luncheon meat for sandwiches you used to get in the UK.
    Seriously. I think a few of you folks need to watch a few YT vids or documentaries about what's in that processed liquid meat and how its made. As a kid I ate Bologna because my mom bought it. One day I happened to see a vid on how that meat is processed and you will never eat it again. Its all just downright nasty liquified slaughter house slop.

    Any of you ever watch the movie Soylent Green?....Enjoy....LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    downright nasty liquified slaughter house slop.
    But affordable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    But affordable.
    How tall are you. SW......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    How tall are you. SW......
    Yup, I'm a short arse too. Fortunately, I don't need to drink rot gut brandy, buy £3.99 spam or out of date sausages to make the monthly dolecheck last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Willy View Post
    Yup, I'm a short arse too. Fortunately, I don't need to drink rot gut brandy, buy £3.99 spam or out of date sausages to make the monthly dolecheck last.

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    What's with all these name changes to Teakdoor's vertically challenged members?

    Stumpy, Eddy, Willy,...

    With Icey and Anthony and Panto season just around the corner, you midgets just need 2 more and for Katie to dress as Snow White.

    Talking of dwarfs, I ran into the back of one's car the other day.
    He jumped out and said " I'm not happy"
    So I asked "Which one are you then? Grumpy?"

    A-HAY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    Cue the vikings:
    Spam, spam, spam, spam
    Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM!

    A Filipina who knows her Monty Python. Gives me hope for the world.

    Iím surprised PAG is a fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    I’m surprised PAG is a fan.
    Not a fan, but not totally anti either, probably not eaten it for at least forty years. I remember Spam fritters were OK, mind you, virtually anything deep fried in batter is OK. Likewise the ubiquitous pork luncheon meat sandwiches, which is what that 7/11 vegan stuff reminded me of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post

    Seriously. I think a few of you folks need to watch a few YT vids or documentaries about what's in that processed liquid meat and how its made. As a kid I ate Bologna because my mom bought it. One day I happened to see a vid on how that meat is processed and you will never eat it again. Its all just downright nasty liquified slaughter house slop.
    Mr Stumpy don't believe everything you see and read, or at least don't think it is representative of everything in the same category.
    A long long time ago I actually spent a couple of months working in a small goods factory making processed meats and it ain't as bad as you try to make it appear to be.

    Just remember it doesn't matter how good it tastes or how much it costs it will all come out aa a turd, unless of course it comes out as puke.

    Enjoy your dinner folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    A Filipina who knows her Monty Python. Gives me hope for the world.

    I’m surprised PAG is a fan.
    I was introduced to Monty Python & the SPAM song in Mendip's thread. Sometimes I rewatch the Monty clip, just for laughs.

    Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM!



    (there's even a live / on-stage version of the skit/ song on YouTube!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ootai View Post
    Just remember it doesn't matter how good it tastes or how much it costs it will all come out aa a turd, unless of course it comes out as puke
    using that logicÖ. Nah, I donít wanna go there!

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