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    I hate to sound like Mendip i.e. a moaner, but you need to resize your pictures when you post them, or reduce the size setting in your phone or whatever else works as it takes me 2 screens to view 1 of your pictures and if you break up that BBQ picture it just doesn't have the same impact. By the time I got down to your text all I could see was BBQ bars.

    OK moan over until you do it again.

    When you retire again you maybe want to apply for a job working for Mendip as his gardener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ootai View Post
    When you retire again you maybe want to apply for a job working for Mendip as his gardener.
    Good God man, have you no soul. You'd subject JPPR to witnessing Mendip sideling around his garden with just a pair of sweat stained trollies on, followed by the pack sniffing his puss stained bandaged toes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    looks like you are stroking willy
    I am

    Backwards.

    The little fella finds it purfect

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    Meooow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Good God man, have you no soul. You'd subject JPPR to witnessing Mendip sideling around his garden with just a pair of sweat stained trollies on, followed by the pack sniffing his puss stained bandaged toes.
    Well let's just say, I would absolutely require significant hazard pay for all you noted above with 1 exception, I would immediately quit if he waltzed around in his " Silk Wicking" skivvies. I think that is borderline indecent exposure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    I think that is borderline indecent exposure.
    wait till you go to his office to ask for the afternoon off and witness him rubbing one out while watching goat porn on his computer

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    @JP - shrimp on the barbie in the arvo - nice!

    There's nothing like home sweet home. Thanks for the pics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ootai View Post
    JPPR2
    I hate to sound like Mendip i.e. a moaner...
    When you retire again you maybe want to apply for a job working for Mendip as his gardener.
    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    You'd subject JPPR to witnessing Mendip sideling around his garden with just a pair of sweat stained trollies on, followed by the pack sniffing his puss stained bandaged toes.
    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    ... I would absolutely require significant hazard pay ... I would immediately quit if he waltzed around in his " Silk Wicking" skivvies. I think that is borderline indecent exposure.
    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    wait till you go to his office ... and witness him rubbing one out while watching goat porn on his computer

    I can't help but feel you guys are painting me in a poor light...

    What about all the good things I do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ootai View Post
    I hate to sound like Mendip i.e. a moaner, but you need to resize your pictures when you post them
    Ootai,

    Please review the below 3 pictures.




    resized at 70%



    Resized to 30%



    resized at 10%



    You tell me and my customer service rep will make it happen....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I can't help but feel you guys are painting me in a poor light...


    Gotta say Mendy, i'd make sure you hold on to that gardener. He is probably mentally damaged now if he sees anything like we see on the pages of TD. I forgot about the gardener catching you rubbing one off...... Question is, what did ootai see when he was there. Is that one of those things, "What happens in Issan, Stays in Isaan" deals.

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    Thanks for making an effort to appease me re the size of your pictures but in the end its up to you.
    I much prefer the last ones which I believe are 10% of your original size.
    I usually post pictures that are around 500kB and they seem to be OK (for me anyway).

    Also I believe there should be a space between any pictures. Maybe TD needs to make up a set of standards regarding posting pictures?
    On second thoughts forget that they make it difficult enough already with their thumbnails that also annoy me.

    I also reckon there should be consistency around where the text relating to the pictures goes i.e. before or after the picture, but once again that's just me.

    How are the tortoise's doing? Didn't you have babies before you left? It would be nice to see some pictures of them ( the correct size of course).

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    ootai,
    The % is of my original picture size. I usually have my phone set at max resolution being it makes cropping easier and compressing they still retain image clarity versus trying to increase a small resolution pic.

    I always put my text under pics describing what it is or other info. Always felt that was pretty standard.

    Tortoises are doing fine. Monster got bigger. Still not sure what we are going to do with the big bastard. They have so much food to graze on here and a large enough space they just keep getting bigger. I tried weighing him yesterday and I couldn't see the scale. So I did a pick up and hold while I stood on the scale and because he gets his legs flinging around the number fluctuates, he weighs somewhere between 89lb to 93lbs now. As for the little ones, I have to check, my niece has been selling them locally on her FB page. I forgot to check on the remaining few. I told her she could have all the money she gets for them. With Covid this year the exporter that usually buys the lot, wasn't buying any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    he weighs somewhere between 89lb to 93lbs now.
    Good Lord, monster is right. c6 1./2 stone

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    Here is a picture of the big fella





    He pretty much goes anywhere he wants. Even the dogs stay out of his way

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    He is a beauty

    Do you know, what you get if you cross a donkey with a turtle ?

    An aussie with a helmet


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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    He is a beauty
    His hair need an oiling

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    You tell me and my customer service rep will make it happen....
    Good lord! Do not change your pic size. They are perfect they way they are. ootai needs to join the 21st century and get a bigger monitor. It is not the 1990s, FFS. No one uses 14" crt monitors anymore.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Good Lord
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    good Lord
    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Good lord!
    Hey, what's going on with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Good lord! Do not change your pic size. They are perfect they way they are. ootai needs to join the 21st century and get a bigger monitor. It is not the 1990s, FFS. No one uses 14" crt monitors anymore.

    I am LMFAO Snubs. I was going to initially say that. Using a Nokia flip phone to view pictures is a bit dated as is 10 year old computer. Nowadays All the new phones and comps properly size them to fit the screen.

    Here is the big bastard normal size


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Hey, what's going on with this?
    A higher power, you can never placate the risen Jesus enough - except haters like TC

    You missed a

    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Good God man

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
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    He is a beauty

    Do you know, what you get if you cross a donkey with a turtle ?

    An aussie with a helmet

    Ouch

    Lets clarify. Turtles live in water, Tortoises live exclusively on land. Tortoises have much thicker harder shells because they are land dwellers.

    Thanks on the comment Helge. If you notice his shell has a wrinkled look around the adjoining shell segments. He is about to grow again. Monster (His real name) also has a huge plastron extension (Basically the part that they rest their neck on and use to battle other males) He can flip all our other tortoises over with ease. We have another male that weighs 70ish lbs. He can flip him over quite easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    We have another male that weighs 70ish lbs. He can flip him over quite easily
    do you have to keep a look out for them doing the front crawl on their backs and right side them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Turtles live in water, Tortoises live exclusively on land.
    I know that, man











    Just noticed your lovely pool and thought that.......maybe......



    Nah
    I didn't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    the 21st century and get a bigger monitor
    1024 x 768 is what i resize to for posting or email - and I very rarely use portrait mode for photos or video

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Hey, what's going on with this?
    Nothing.

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    1024 x 768 is what i resize to for posting or email
    It is not 2008 anymore. At least use 1080p FFS.

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