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    Zimbabwe - What's it like these days?

    Just wondering. A friend is considering move there. Interwebs reviews range from disaster zone to actually not so bad at all...

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    I spoke with a white guy from Zimbabwe a few years back and he cracked this joke about how things were then. Boy turns to his father and asks 'what did we use before fire dad'. Father replies 'electricity son, electricity'.

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    A fvcking shit hole!

    The bread basket of the continent ruined.

    All depends what your friend is going to do there, maybe start up a farm and employ locals

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    Do you have the remotest scooby what you're talking about, by any chance?

    Maybe you should put your boxing gloves on and do a C+P?

    That might help.


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    Or not

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    Great thread this!

    You relocated yet from one arse end of the world to another?

    Here you go high rise boy, glad to be of assistance...

    List of English Language Schools & ESL Programs in Zimbabwe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    I spoke with a white guy from Zimbabwe a few years back and he cracked this joke about how things were then. Boy turns to his father and asks 'what did we use before fire dad'. Father replies 'electricity son, electricity'.
    Sounds about right, Babboon the buffoon will feel right at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Do you have the remotest scooby what you're talking about, by any chance?

    Maybe you should put your boxing gloves on and do a C+P?

    That might help.

    Your input on the subject of Zimbabwe has been duly noted

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    If you are going there to help them, they might be grateful.

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    It is a shithole for most,The ruling partyZanu-pf have stolen everything that is not nailed down.
    If going there you would need access to foreign currency and not stored in a local Bank or they will steal it.
    Health treatment, maintained roads,clean water and reliable elect power are not a priority by the Dictatorship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog View Post
    Health treatment, maintained roads,clean water and reliable elect power are not a priority by the Dictatorship.
    Of course not since they all live abroad don't they.

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    All my south african buddies swear by the place for 4 wheeling and camping.

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