My post-lockdown commute back to work

[hallelujah]

^^Now the cleaners have started doing the odd day, why not liven up the experience with a danger wank?

When you hear them coming down the corridor, flop it out and get going. The aim, of course, is to spunk your load before they walk in and catch you, ahem, red-handed, so to speak.

You can also extend the danger wank for the nurse's appearance and in other situations like when the gardener's coming up the drive etc.

And it's a bit of exercise too, so you can kill two birds with one stone!

[Stumpy]

Cheers Mendy,
I can appreciate the not liking Tequila but folks that say that usually drank rot gut and puked so they are done...

Hope all in Perth is a quick fix. Today I was saddled with a lot of con calls between the US, Thailand, Germany and Japan. My daughter getting married adds a new twist.

I did manage about 2 hrs with my uncle here as we are on a new project around the pool area. My whack a mole Labrador caused me some serious grief and my wife had to intervene before I killed her and tossed her in the local river as fish food. Still might happen tomorrow before she wakes up.....

[Mendip]

^^^ No, no name yet but I have been thinking about it.

Although I've been calling her a pigeon she is in facta zebra dove (Geopelia striata) and it's really strange. Whenever I go to sit out on the balcony she just turns up and sits and looks at me.

Sometimes she makes this noise that's like a cross between a coo and a purr.

In fact I'm just assuming she is a 'she', because I accept it would be a bit weird to bond with a male zebra dove.

[Mendip]

^^Now the cleaners have started doing the odd day, why not liven up the experience with a danger wank?

That's a new one on me Hal, sounds good.

The cleaners come back on Day 10... I'll try and save meself until then!

[hallelujah]

Always happy to help.

Just try not to get arrested though.

[Dillinger]

^ He's played that stealth wank game before... and lost




Fish Friday... mmmmm

[Joe 90]

That fish Friday pic is cruel.

Is there a scalable wall in the garden area?

He's been watching Colditz on YouTube amd is busy organising a glider out of his hotel room fixtures and fittings.

Beats tunneling out I suppose.

Then again he could always do an Airey Neave and dress up as a women then simply shake his booty past the guards to freedom, I'm sure Loops wouldn't mind giving a few tips on how to walk in heels. TC could help him design an outfit from his colourful shirts and holy socks.

We shall be your TD escape committee and support group all rolled into one.

I had some baked beans in your honour today whilst doing some escape research and yes I'd rather be drinking beer also..

[Mendip]

Cheers Mendy,
I can appreciate the not liking Tequila but folks that say that usually drank rot gut and puked so they are done...

Nah, it wasn't that mate.

I used to drink at this bar in Singapore on Muhammed Sultan Road... The Next Page I think it was called.

On a Friday and Saturday night they had this tequila girl working there. She used to wear a skimpy cowboy outfit and had like this ammo belt over her shoulders that was full of shot glasses, and she carried a tray with a bottle of tequila, sliced limes and a salt shaker. When you got a tequila she used to rub a bit of lime on the back of your hand so that a good portion of salt would stick, then she'd give you the shot, squeeze the lime in your mouth and you finished up with the salt. I seem to remember she licked my hand sometimes to get the salt to stick (pre Covid of course!).

One night after a fair few licks I thought I was in with a shout and it didn't end well... complete memory loss and I nearly had a problem with the police at Newton Circus.

Tequila has a really strange effect on me and it's one that I avoid.

[Headworx]

Titty tequila use to be very common in both the Philippines and Thailand bars. Lime on one nipple, salt on the other, you get the picture.

[bsnub]

Well cheers everyone!

You are one hairy bastard you caveman.

[Joe 90]

My mate drunk tequila one time and it ended up costing him £97,200!

[Mendip]

None of this talk is really helping my Friday night quarantine!

[hallelujah]

Titty tequila use to be very common in both the Philippines and Thailand bars. Lime on one nipple, salt on the other, you get the picture.

I've done that in Angeles...I was only there for a cheap flight from Clark the next day, honest guv!

[Saint Willy]

Reverse seared a 1.5 kg tomahawk for dinner.

[armstrong]

Titty tequila use to be very common in both the Philippines and Thailand bars. Lime on one nipple, salt on the other, you get the picture.

My dad got me one of them in Singapore once.

Not his tits, obviously.

[lom]

Tequila has a really strange effect on me and it's one that I avoid.

The nightcap, it comes on unexpectedly.

[Dillinger]

^If it was decent Tequila, you wouldn't need salt and lime and it would taste quite smooth.

Whats that American place that moved from 22 to the corner at Ekamai?

They sell nice tequila that doesn't rip your throat out

......Bourbon Street

[Saint Willy]

It was bigger than my chopping board

[Joe 90]

He had a one night stand that he couldn't remember.
Got a court summons through the post congratulating him on being a father with an appointment for a paternity test.
Silly fooker had £450 a month deducted from his wages for 18 years and has never met his child because of the mother.
Tequila is the one drink he won't look at ever again

[Stumpy]

Ya know Mendy. So I lived Southern California and went to college there. Being close to the Mexico border a bunch of my Buds and I would jump on our sport bikes on Friday afternoon and ride until we got to Ensenada. That was a town of nothing but bars and $10 a night hotels. There was this Club we always drank until we passed out club. At this saloon there were hot Senoritas that had you sit in a barber chair. They would tip the chair back and poor lonnnng shot of Mezcal, a squeeze of lime, ask you to hold it, then sit you up and shake you head to mix it up. That's when I decided I liked Tequila...I woke up in many a strange place wondering how I got there and who is this chick next to me...

Later I started researching Tequila and did many a tour in Jalisco to numerous distilleries. Tequila, like many spirits, have become extremely complex and taste really good.

[Stumpy]

It was bigger than my chopping board

FFS KW..... I wanted to pull out one of my Fat sliced Strip Loin and do a Q after I saw that pic.. Man that looks DELISH.

Ohhh shit man. Sorry Mendy. KW and I were talking BBQs and fat steaks.

[bsnub]

......Bourbon Street

Half past noon and you and shitty wang are both lathered up.

Got a court summons through the post congratulating him on being a father with an appointment for a paternity test.

FFS KW..... I wanted to pull out one of my Fat sliced Strip Loin and do a Q after I saw that pic.. Man that looks DELISH

Ya he just went beast mode with that cut.

[Saint Willy]

Ya he just went beast mode with that cut.

I have to confess, it was goooooood. And homemade fat cut chips with skin on. Shared it with family, which meant I also had to cook it medium rather than medium rare as is my preference. 4 of us ate most of it, but not all. Just sampled a little bit more out of the fridge. Almost as good.

Burp...

FFS KW..... I wanted to pull out one of my Fat sliced Strip Loin and do a Q after I saw that pic.. Man that looks DELISH.

Ohhh shit man. Sorry Mendy. KW and I were talking BBQs and fat steaks.

ooops, sorry Mendip. Got kinda carried away.

Perhaps you will get steak tomorrow?

[Dillinger]

Half past noon and you and shitty wang are both lathered up.

Nope. I'm taking a day off for Mendy... although I do love the taste of a crisp refreshing Stella when I enter the door and there's no better sound in the world than breaking the scab off an ice cold beer and that little outlet of evaporation and froth.

I can do this

[Saint Willy]

Nope. I'm taking a day off for Mendy...

I'm going slow for Mendy,

Still got a bottle left out of the six pack...