My post-lockdown commute back to work

[Saint Willy]

[Dillinger]

Morning Mendy



Proof that a Thai can master a full English, well apart from the egg

Time for some legover pudding

[Mendip]

^ What, was Greggs closed today?

Enjoy your pudding... hope you don't put your back out.


Don't you all think this is getting a bit childish now?

Good Afternoon Mendip.
Bet ya wished you had this on the table....

Instead of this taunting, when are you coming down to help me out with that fancy drone of yours?

Any one of those bottles will do.

[aging one]

Instead of this taunting, when are you coming down to help me out with that fancy drone of yours?

What floor are you on? Can you make a rope out of all your old dirty clothes? Bet someone would give ya a hand...

[Dillinger]

Don't you all think this is getting a bit childish now?

What? I haven't done me cider run yet

[Dillinger]

What floor are you on? Can you make a rope out of all your old dirty clothes?

Those airplane stockings would be perfect

[Saint Willy]

Don't you all think this is getting a bit childish now?

Not at all.

[Stumpy]

Instead of this taunting, when are you coming down to help me out with that fancy drone of yours?

Any one of those bottles will do.

You know if I was still in BKK I think I would try it just for fun. Would even try flying you up a good Pizza . Would be a TD first....

[Headworx]

^^Cruel!

Mendip to take your mind off things like food and to re-assure you that the treats you bought for your daughter are replaceable (not that they ever stood a snowman's chance in hell ) I'll post a few shit pics taken at Siambury's.









And I couldn't help but buy these, not really a sweets person but these are just off the hook good. Ended up eating both

[David48atTD]

^ HW ... you are truly a cruel man

[Stumpy]

WOW HW....and you call me cruel.....

[Headworx]

^ & ^^Wot?

You just fucking know the remnants of what he brought back for his little girl will get necked along with the remaining Scotch later today, my post is only to let him know there's no need to beat himself up mentally or get a dose of the guilts when it happens. If he plays his cards right, a huge box of goodies could make it to his house before he gets there!

[Stumpy]

Yeah, I am bettin that Scotch is already gone HW. I know I would be wringin that bottle like a sponge to get every last drop and might even eat the cork.

The candies are an order away for his daughter.

[Headworx]

Yeah, I am bettin that Scotch is already gone HW.

To be frank, he's fucked up royally leaving that much in the bottle. Just enough to get a light buzz going and really start to enjoy it then BAM!! that's the end of it. The drinkers equivalent of blue-balls

[nidhogg]

Don't you all think this is getting a bit childish now?


Instead of this taunting, .

That is nice innit? All of us doing our best to show solidarity, and cheering you on to keep your chin up, and that is the thanks we get.

Fine. I will not tell you about the oven fired pizza and glass of cold beer I had for lunch today, even though it was absolutely delish....

[Saint Willy]

I';m enjoying a proper tea now, but i wont share with the ungrateful bugger.

[Mendip]

Those airplane stockings would be perfect

They're not fukkin stockings, they're socks.


I must have made the good behaviour list because today I got my first pudding. I'm sure long term tourists will flock to Thailand once they know they'll get a tub of ice cream on Day 4 of quarantine.

I stuck it in the freezer to give meself something to look forward to later.

It's not as good as HW's pudding (which would have gone great with my tin of custard) and probably not as good as Dill's morning pudding, but it is still a pudding.



I resisted as long as humanly possible... but... my last sundowner of the incarceration.



And yep, you called that one HW... it just gave me enough of a buzz to want another. FFS... this ain't gonna be easy.

To be honest if I didn't have my little pigeon to talk to I think I'd be going mad already.



What disturbs me most is that after only four days I've finished my whisky, nailed my daughter's duty free chocolates and am even considering putting Tartar Sauce on my cracked feet... my foot cream still hasn't turned up.

WTF am I gonna be like in another ten days... I'm starting to get a bit worried about this.

[nidhogg]

^ Dunno if it is worth trying, but get your missus to call the hotel, and see if it is possible to drop off a "care package" for you. Dare say we can work out some way to get something to you if it is possible.

[Stumpy]

And yep, you called that one HW... it just gave me enough of a buzz to want another. FFS... this ain't gonna be easy.

To be honest if I didn't have my little pigeon to talk to I think I'd be going mad already.



What disturbs me most is that after only four days I've finished my whisky, nailed my daughter's duty free chocolates and am even considering putting Tartar Sauce on my cracked feet... my foot cream still hasn't turned up.

WTF am I gonna be like in another ten days... I'm starting to get a bit worried about this.

Yeah man..Brutal. Sleep with the cork bedside. You can squeek out another day with the smell of a good Whiskey. BTW, I can see the hotel offers top whiskey drinking glasses.

[Stumpy]

That is nice innit? All of us doing our best to show solidarity, and cheering you on to keep your chin up, and that is the thanks we get.

Fine. I will not tell you about the oven fired pizza and glass of cold beer I had for lunch today, even though it was absolutely delish....

I agree Nid, We are spending virtual time with our buddy here. I wasn't going to mention I had a BBQ'd 2" thick Grass Fed Ribeye Steak with corn on the cob and an ice cold Hoegaarden beer by the pool tonight, I thought that might not be appropriate given his life of Bento boxes for 14 days.

[lom]

Dunno if it is worth trying, but get your missus to call the hotel, and see if it is possible to drop off a "care package" for you.

Two bottles of foot cream..

[Saint Willy]

That is nice innit? All of us doing our best to show solidarity, and cheering you on to keep your chin up, and that is the thanks we get.

Fine. I will not tell you about the oven fired pizza and glass of cold beer I had for lunch today, even though it was absolutely delish....

fair’s fair.






he has a point.







all our shitty food pics







we need to up our game.








I will.








hows about a SirLoin & chips, medium rare?

[hallelujah]

Bummer on the fries, they are not supposed to be a countable noun. Hey call down and tell them you simply need more food. You are not 160 centimeters tall, and dont weigh 60 kilos. Dont be shy, if you are brave enough to show those ugly ass feet, go for more food.

That's the thing. He's getting Thai portions. His panang gai looked ok the other day, but I'd have still been Hank Marvin after that!

[Dillinger]

^^ what topping you got on that bud? Looks like Branston pickle

I'm looking for something to adorn my dry aged, grass fed Jock ribeye




A little Vino accompaniment




Finished off with some jammy teacakes

[Edmond]

^ Dunno if it is worth trying, but get your missus to call the hotel, and see if it is possible to drop off a "care package" for you. Dare say we can work out some way to get something to you if it is possible.

Sounds like a movie.

Mission to supply Mendy.

Good idea though.


I think I read back 12-13 years where there was a call to supply a dodgy poster by the name of Dalton with some dodgy porn while stuck on a base in Greenland or somewhere. Know one wee koont sent off some Patpong DVDs, among others.


Check out if it's a goer Mendy. Would be swimming in peas for the last week.