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    Well, thanks for the tips guys.

    I seem to be all out of Vaseline!

    The only suitable stuff in my bathroom kit is a tub of liquid soap and a tub of shampoo. I'm not sure they'll be any good.

    There's also two sealed 'dental kits', two shower caps and two packs of cotton buds, but I'll take them home for presents for the wife and daughter.

    I need to do something because I'm hobbling around like a 90 year-old.

    I know I'll regret it, but I'm going to send a LINE message to my temperature nurse along with the picture of my foot. I just know that this will get complicated.
    Last edited by Mendip; 18-01-2021 at 03:06 PM.

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    ^ Almost there mate.

    Keep your chin up!

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    Get some moisturizer on your skin!

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    ^^^^ Yeah, the foot's got worse since I took that pic yesterday... but Miss Nurse is on to it. I'll see what happens but I guess a foot massage will be out of the question.

    HW, my very first meal will probably be a big breakfast in the Robin Hood on Sukhumvit... I just hope they're serving alcohol again in a couple of weeks as then it'll be followed by a couple of pints of cider.

    But once I get home, steak and kidney pie will be the main menu item for the first week. My daughter's been mercilessly hassling me for steak and kidney pies and quiches when I get home. She's got great taste, that kid!

    Then sausages, roast lamb, fish and chips, a steak or two, roast pork with crackling and steak and kidney pie, in no particular order.

    And did I mention steak and kidney pie?

    And thanks for the book tip... much appreciated.


    Ouch... hurry up Miss Nurse...


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post


    Get some moisturizer on your skin!


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    i'd rather gay and smooth baby skin, rather than that monstrosity!

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    Because walking in agony is so alpha-male...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    i'd rather gay and smooth baby skin, rather than that monstrosity!
    Moisturiser will never fix that foot Willy.

    Salt water bath and get a lot of sun if you can Mendip!

    Raise your feet when your sitting down will help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Moisturiser will never fix that foot Willy.
    No, but it might have prevented or mitigated it in the first place.

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    Can a surgeon enter the room or would you have to self-amputate?

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    Quiz page. Question of the day:

    Is this:



    a) a tree bark.

    b) a potato from Tesco-Lotus' discount bin.

    c) a human.





    Just kidding Mendy, it's not that bad. (kind of)

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    ^^ I have to do a lot of things for meself these days so I guess it'll be self amputate.

    Miss Nurse is on to it and I'm expecting a tube of Eucerine cream at some point, although I've learnt that it's usually a mistake to 'expect' something here. I bet I'll even have to put the cream on meself as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    If this has put you off your lunch... I am really sorry.
    Wanker

    Have you tried athletes foot powder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Can a surgeon enter the room or would you have to self-amputate?

    good enough for this fellow...How Soviet doctor cut his own appendix in Antarctica — RTD

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    ^ Yeah but he was trained.

    I don't fancy trying it with Miss Nurse sending me cartoon pics on LINE.


    ^^ I haven't tried anything cos I haven't got anything with me!

    It's really frustrating me now cos I don't know if the nurse is coming up or not to give me the cream and it's time for my sundowner. I don't think it would look good to have whisky on my breath.

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    I might go to the chippy for lunch today and have...

    Chips, peas, gravy and steak n kidney pie in your honour Mendip.

    Hmmm, I can even smell it already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Salt water bath and get a lot of sun if you can Mendip!
    This is your best bet in the absence of any other available suitable treatment.

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    ^^ Wanker!

    Tell me when you're gonna eat... I've got a picture of my other foot coming up.

    ^ I can do all of that apart from the salt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Quiz page. Question of the day:

    Is this:



    a) a tree bark.

    b) a potato from Tesco-Lotus' discount bin.

    c) a human.





    Just kidding Mendy, it's not that bad. (kind of)
    Actually looks like the foot pad on any of my big tortoises that cruise around our place. ....Sorry Mendip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I bet I'll even have to put the cream on meself as well.
    In the off chance she does come to your room and treats you in person, tell her your dick tastes funny too. Follow me for more free medical advice

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    I think I'm having a home made steak sandwich for dinner.

    pics to follow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    At least it looks like you made a wise decision to get that balcony. That must make a big difference.
    You lucked out getting the south facing balcony too with the sun mendip. Would have been annoying to be stuck on a shady balcony in the nice weather.

    Can't you request a palette of Tom Yum mama Noodles to supplement the meagre fare. You must have a kettle in your room to do the honours.

    I used to love those noodles when in LOS on safari

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    ^ You don't appreciate the planning that went into this Looper... once I procured a room with a balcony I subsequently requested a south facing balcony, direct to the receptionist.

    Without a balcony this would be a real struggle, but with is no problem.

    The noodles are a good idea. Some of the food is surprisingly not too bad, but such small portions. A noodle supper would go down well.


    ^^ Well KW, enjoy your steak sandwich.

    You can't say I didn't warn you... wankers the lot of you.

    Here's a pic of my right foot while trying Loy Toy's and Joe 90's recommendation of sticking it in the sun.



    Enjoy your dinner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post

    ^^ Well KW, enjoy your steak sandwich.
    Fried onion. Mushrooms. Cheese. Branston pickles.

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