Any fights yet?
How's the sunburn? redraw man
Did you take your own tea bags?
What are are the prices like these days ?
Breakfast pics with a pint of John Smiths pls.
Are you doing a bit of work on the side?
Hotel head chef
You Watching the game redraw?
Pissed myself whenI saw this...
Better
I've already been offered jobs from pool cleaner , professional beach bum and gigolo.
They told me to fvck off when I applied for the chefs job, ruddy cheek.
Used to be Brits and Krauts 20 yearso ago, now it's every nationality fighting for the sun loungers.
Snitzel ala pollo con beetroot salad.
Onit like a donut...
CCC
Chitty did you buy a package that meals were included? It seems so as the food is not up to par at all. It all looks like it comes from a cheap buffet. Not real Spanish food at all. What the score?
It's somewhere aimed at the package touring Brit pleb.
Nobody goes there expecting 'the real Spain' except maybe chitty.
I could almost hear the Stoke on Tremt accent as he proclaimed himself to be in 'a spanish tapa beach bar' yesterday.
That said if your aim is just a couple of weeks for the kids to enjoy themselves, then fair enough of course.
Good week of sun and sea for the kids, as a welcome break from April in Stoke.
Don't listen Chit, there'll always be haters. Can't believe AOs comment, he's clearly not seen your spanish omelette. I'm sure the kids are having a great time.
Just over a week til i get away and it can't come soon enough. The pound is above 40THB in DillSuperRich, Chang is c£1.20p a large, I estimate i've only got 3 days toil in the garden and all is sweet.
this spanish tapas trip is actually worse than Tom's Paella in Bangkok
at least Tom has an excuse for eating such crap, when you are desperate as an expat to eat anything 'exotic', you go for it blind and enjoy every bites
Looks like an idyllic Summer holiday.....until you think its only April in Benidorm and about as warm as the lowest setting on the aircon.
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I was doing a bike tour in Thailand many moons away.
We were having a break.
The Thai Tour guide come over to a small group of us standing away from the rest of the bunch and says something along the lines of
"You guys are from Australia?"
Yep ... how did you know?
"Well, you are standing in the shade, and those over there are in the Sun" (obviously there were Poms or Scandis)
CCC, I'm sure you are excited to have a daily temp over 10C, but FFS put a proper hat over that Solar Cell for a Sex Machine
Crack on Chitty, great thread.
More pics.
I don't get the blue tent with the word massages upon it. Perhaps a note in a bottle would suffice?
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