A quick update.
I currently find myself in some grotty little hostelry in Bordeaux. Yes, Bordeaux.
My train from Paris stood static on the tracks in the middle of France yesterday afternoon due to 'luggage' (I must learn to speak this language), and this meant I missed my connection to the border.
So the plan has changed and I will ride home from here. Firstly though I must shake off the effects of eight bottles of Heineken and a carafe of vin rouge (Bordeaux) - my head is bastard banging.
I'm aiming my bicycle towards a place called Soulac-Sur-Mer and will hopefully stick some pics on here this evening.