Three capital cities in 48 hours; Slap's weekend tour of the Low Countries

[somtamslap]

And the bread looks good too

Best bread, best meat, best salad, best sauce, best kebab - dare I say it - in the whole wide world.

[withnallstoke]

^ I can think of a few different uses for lamb, and eating it is not one of them.

Heathen bastard, you may at least console yourself with the thought that i may have contributed to either or both of the lamb or the sauce.

[somtamslap]

^ Way to defile a wholesome thread, withnall.

Be warned - the next month's worth of oatcake mix has been tarnished with a residue yielded from a sustained bout of animal sodomy in Staffordshire.

[withnallstoke]

Way to defile a wholesome thread, withnall.

I do similar with lamb.

[Loy Toy]

Slapper your a fucking legend and one of the few reasons I still post here. Keep on keeping on and god speed to you.

[Necron99]

Gay beer glasses, mayo on chips.
Shiftersville, get on the bleedin train.

[somtamslap]

I do similar with lamb.

I'm well aware of your skewering methods - and how they often fail due to a flacid old chap.

Keep on keeping on and god speed to you.

Much obliged, squire.

Gay beer glasses

I'll have you know that those 'gay' beer glasses hold a litre of ale.

Shiftersville, get on the bleedin train.

See thread. En route to Brussels Midi.

[MeMock]

Slapper your a fucking legend and one of the few reasons I still post here. Keep on keeping on and god speed to you.

I second that. A extra famous thread in the making.

[Loy Toy]

I second that.

Thanks mate and that other fat bastard Withnallstoke keeps me coming back.

Two grunts I have never met but both feel like mates.

[Necron99]

Gay beer glasses

I'll have you know that those 'gay' beer glasses hold a litre of ale.

I'm sure Stokes trumpet can hold several litres, but I wouldn't drink from it......

[somtamslap]

I'm sure Stokes trumpet can hold several litres, but I wouldn't drink from it......

Neither would I. It's been stuck up his arse for the past six years.

[kingwilly]

This, without any morsel of uncertainty, is the best kebab I have ever had in my life.

That's real lamb, for heaven's sake. And the sauce... so good it still remains on the belch some 4 days later.

And the bread looks good too.

The presentation leaves a bit to be desired.

[beerlaodrinker]

Gay beer glasses

I'll have you know that those 'gay' beer glasses hold a litre of ale. Nothing gay about that.top effort slappers

[somtamslap]

And so the journey to the train station continued.

It was 7.45am. The streets of Brussels were empty save for a scant few revellers who hadn't quite finished the previous night's merriment.

My mouth was dry. I felt sick. And there was a reenactment of the Battle of the Bulge taking place in my head.

I must seek the solace of a train carriage, immediately.

Through the streets I roamed.







I toyed with the notion of a trip to Dusseldorf.

I painstakingly planned the logistics of a sojourn to Luxemburg.

I agonised over the idea of a foray to Frankfurt.

But in the end, there was only going to be one winner...

[withnallstoke]

O shit!!!!

This could go horribly wrong.

[kingwilly]

Or 'orribly right.

[Necron99]

Outstanding choice.

[chassamui]

I went to Luxembourg once. it was shut forr the day. No seriously.

[jizzybloke]

best salad

The only good salad is NO FUCKING SALAD!

[withnallstoke]

[reddog]

if you happen to see snowy the wonder dog, give him a pat.

[Necron99]

I think this thread needs some reader challenges for Slaps to complete......

[withnallstoke]

I think this thread needs some reader challenges for Slaps to complete......

Slapper.

Get yerself through the fag quarter with yer ringo intact.

[somtamslap]

The trip has already been completed, hombres.

I'm typing this from an office block in south Croydon.

[withnallstoke]

I'm typing this from an office block in south Croydon.

Are you standing up, or can you sit down yet?